O.D.e  to (or on) YOU
in which We Feed Each Other's Narcissism
This is an actual online conversation my writer friend in NY,
Gregory Lions, and I had. It was very fun, a bantering of sorts,
and the results were.....well....read it and decide for yourself.
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me: i want someone to write a book about me....i want everything to be about me!!!! 
you: me too! let's have an ego party!
me: <--------feeling very self absorbed right now
you: you talk about you and I'll talk about ME! and we can ignore each other!!!
me: no no no, that's not how it works
you: ok, I talk about you
me: and i'll talk about you
me: and then we'll be happy and annoyed at the same time
you: and we both wonder why the other isn't fascinated!
you: but without me there is no world
me: i wonder if "self absorbed" is in the dictionary..it could be the word of the day
you: Narcissism is the word
me: i like that word! that will be the word of the day
you: me too!  right alongside assorted whatnottery
you: you you you
you: hey you
me: what?
you: you are so innnnteresting!
you: and fascinatingggg
you: my my my
you: now it's your turn...
you: tell me how innnnnteresting I am
me: you you you
me: you rock

you: tell me how I dominate your thoughts!
me: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
me: melodic you dominating my brain you
me: you make me want to sing

you: you make me want to move to Minnesota
you: and stand outside your window
you: singing up at you
me: youuuuuuu write so purty and think so deep you you you you  sing to the moon to you
you: ah but you
me: no no YOU
you: if I could only perchance run my fingers across your flaxeny blonde hair
you: I'd be in Nirvana
me: If i could only perchance to think of an equivalent to your wit
me: I'd be in Heaven

you: and to draw your bath
me: with pastels and ink
you: my life would have been fulfilled
me: oil painting floating on the bubbles with my heart
me: (we are being silly)
me: you you you
me: i want to talk to no one but you

you: No, you and only you
you: for I am nothing compared to YOU
me: You are way up there.....
me: on that pedestal i could never reach
me: no ladder no hot air balloon

you: I'm only up there to better see up your dress
me: you you call me....
me: diaphanous, and you are a big cat
me: you with your claws in my skin

you: you with your talons through my heart...
me: if only you lived in Minnesota
me: if only you lived in my story book

you: I will gallop across the continent
me: happy ending and picket fences
you: on a white stallion
you: coming for your emotional rescue
me: you rescue me, i'll rescue you
me: with bright orange life preservers

you: and you smell like TANGERINES
me: and you taste like Mangos
you: and you taste of sweet nectar
you: I delight in you
me: If only i could swim in a pool of you
me: i would swim the to the depth and never need a breath

you: I would be delighted to be your bath water
me: i'd cover myself in you
you: I would be so delighted to see my face in your eyes
me: and smell of you
me: Everybody would know
you: I would love to bore others with incessant talk of you
me: i would love to let my eyes glaze over when others are talking to me
me: because i am lost in a dream of YOU

you: phone
after the phone call
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