ihaveafriend

I have a friend
her name is Annea
she's never smoked
Marijuana
She likes to sing
and do ballet
she's never worked
as a valet

I have a friend
her name is Heather
she likes to wear
patent leather
She likes anime
and hot guys to
she wouldn't fit
into a shoe

I have a friend
her name is Lea
her name is not
an antemonapea
She likes to sing
and draws real well
and sometimes
she acts like Zell

I have a friend
her name's Julie ---------(last name has been removed to protect the innocent)
she had a thing for
a book character named Julian
She likes to draw
and make up too
when I was in 2nd grade
I had the flue

I have a friend
her name is Laura
she has a sparkely
sort of aura
She likes to draw
and is really small
maybe that's because
she's only 3 ft tall

I have a friend
his name is Mitch
he almost always
acts like a bitch
He draws real well
and plays guitar
but he doesn't know
how to drive a car

I have a friend
his name is Taj
can't drive the Beamer
in the garage
He lives at Lea's
and molests her friends
but he has a non-existent
rear end

I have a friend
his name is Ben
on AOL
his screen name's Sven
He uses really big words
to confuse me
but he's never climbed
into an oak tree

I have a friend
his name is Zell
though he's a genius
he can't spell
He goes through guys
Like girls through clothes
and has a thing
for looking up Duo's nose

I have a friend
his name is Youji
he's nothing like
Tasuki's Kouji
He drinks a lot
and he likes girls
his hair has got
a lot of curls

I have a friend
his name is Aya
in bad fan-subs
his sister's Maya
He has eartails
and sleeps with Zane
it would hurt him
to get hit by a train
(In background: *train noises* SHI-NE!!!! *SMACK!!*)

I have a friend
his name is Zane
when he gets older
he'll use a cane
He does crack
and Aya too
his hair and tatoo
are both blue

I have a friend
his name is Damien
before he lived in London
he was Ukranian
He beats up Race
and takes his money
and he calls Zell
luv or hunny

I have a friend
his name is Race
met up with Damien
now wears a brace
He owns a club
where he met Zell
he thinks that Damien
came from Hell

I have a friend
his name is Schuldy
he fell for Zechs
and dumped Julie
He's very German
and has red hair
he likes to use
his "come hither" stare

I have a friend
his name is Quatre
ane he's never slept
with Lea
He has blonde hair
and lots of money
thinks videotaping sex
isn't very funny

I have a friend
his name's Farfello
he only has one eye
and it is yellow
He likes to lick knives
and hurt God
and I think that's
kinda odd

I have a friend
his name is Wufei
he praises Nataku
sometimes twice a day
He's very sexist
and calls girls "woman"
that's why we call him
"Stupid Wu-man"

I have a friend
his name is Duo
in every Yaoi
he's paired with Heero
He has a gundam
named Shinigami
when he's in private
he calls it "Tommy"

I have a friend
his name is Ken
he shares a house
with three other men
His favorite things
are kids and soccer
when he is bad
it's "To the Locker!" (see said fanfic)

I have a friend
his name is Omi
don't mistake him
for Naomi
He's kinda girly
has a thing for Squall
though the scarred
doesn't like guys at all

I have a friend
his name is Nagi
one time to Crawford
he said, "bite me"
He's really small
and levitates things
I don't know how
well he sings

I have a friend
his name is Brad
since Farfie's Irish
he calls him "Lad"
He sees the future
and wears glasses
when Schwartz is bad
he kicks their asses

I have a friend
his name is Trowa
when he's in drag
he wears a boa
He has cool hair
covers half his face
he has green eyes
just like Race

I know this guy
his name is Heero
in my opinion
he's a total zero
He's suicidal
he feels no pain
he likes Relena
'cause he has no brain

There's this girl
her last names Peacecraft
at the start of Gundam Wing
Heero gave her the total shaft
She's quite annoying
and ugly too
when I see her
I wanna spew

I have a friend
his name is Tasuki
he's creative with cups
when he drinks sake
He likes to burn things
with his tessan
and so he screams
"Rekka Shinen"

I have a friend
his name's Chichiri
I think he's God
but it's just a theory
He's a monk
so he wears robes
but he'd look better
with no clothes

I have a friend
his name's Nuriko
he's never heard
of Tokyo
He wears drag
and stalks Hotohori
but that's a whole
'nother story

I have a friend
he's Hotohori
if he uses the holy sword
it's really gory
He loves Miaka
I don't see why
but it's really cool
when hot men cry

I have a friend
his name's Mitskake
he's with his cat Tama
every day
He's a healer
with cool hair
he doesn't like it
when people stare

I have a friend
his name's Chiriko
his name's as hard to rhyme
as Nuriko
He's only 12
but he's a senator
I guess that's better
than a janitor

I have a friend
name's Tamahome
Tasuki burns him
gets thrown in the bay
He loves Miaka
I guess that's fine
'cause he's around her
when she whines

There's this girl
her name's Miaka
She was a huge
ugly baka
She only got cool
near the end
when she screwed Suzaku
to save her friend

There's an evil guy
his name's Nakago
he's not a nice
sort of fellow
Licks Tamahome
to get his kicks
then screws Soi
to get his fix.