| Yoji, The Storyteller Yoji� Yoji� YOJI! WHAT?! Will you tell me a story? No, Omi. Please. It�s Christmas. NO! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Okay, as long as you promise to be quiet. You�re giving me a migraine.*rubs temples* I promise! I won�t say a word Okay. How about, ummm� �The Night Before Christmas� It sounds scary. *sweat drops*How could �The Night Before Christmas� possibly sound scary? Because it�s dark at night, the dark is scary. Whatever �Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the Dorm, Not a creature was stirring, Except Duo and Norm. The stockings� Wait, who�s norm? I don�t know, but what else rhymes with dorm? Can I continue now? Sure! The stockings were hung by the TV with care, Wufie's, Duo's, Trowa's, and everyone else's were there. The others were nestled all snug in their beds, While Visions of battles danced in their heads. Heero in spandex, and Duo in his cap Since when does Duo were a cap? Are you going to keep interrupting? If you do, I�m not gonna tell you any more Okay, I�ll be quiet That�s better. Now, where was I? Oh yeah� Heero in spandex, and Duo in his cap Had just settled down for their long winter nap. When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter. Duo sprang out of bed to see what was the matter. Away to the kitchen he flew like a flash. He tore down the hallway like a 100-yard dash Then what to his wondering eyes did appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight� Just a second, I have a question. What? Since Wufie is Chinese, does he get any presents? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never mind. So, how does it end? They all DIE!!! Yoji, You�re a bad storyteller Gah! |