Chang Wufei

Name: Wufei Chang or Chang Wufei
Age: 15
Weapon: Gundam Shenlong
Lea: Wufei's a pretty cool guy! He has this really keen sense of justice and he's got the whole "Hot Asian Man" thing going on.
He really likes tp kick Trieze's ASS! Even though, usually Trieze kicks his! But because he likes to fight Trieze and all it makes them the ultimate couple for Yaoi!
He'd be even better if he didn't have such a discrimination towards women complex.
Wufei: What're you doing, woman?
Lea: *points at Wufei* See what I mean!
Wufei: Who're you talking to, woman. Have you gone insane?
Lea: *glares at Wufei* NO, I have not gone insane! I'm talking to the people who're reading this page!
Wufei: *stares blankly at the computer screen* I don't know what you're talking about, woman!
Lea: QUIT SAYING THAT!
Wufei: What? Woman?
Lea: YES! *glares at Wufei*
Wufei: *tries to look angelic* How do you know I don't use it as a term of endearment?
Lea: Becuase I know you! *smacks Wufei* Don't you think I deserve a little respect! MR. High and Mighty Sense of Jusitce"!

Wufei: You do have respect...you think I would come down here for just any woman!
Lea: WUFEI! Just stop saying that!
Wufei: *grins* Alright, I'll stop...why did you call me down here?
Lea: I wanted to interview you for the page.
Wufei: Okay, shoot!
Lea:What's your favorite thing to do?
Wufei: Praise Nataku.
Lea: *giggles*
Wufei: What?
Lea: You like to "Praise Nataku"? *giggle*
Wufei: Yes.
Lea: I'm just trying to figure this out...whenever you  disappear you say you're going to "Praise Nataku"...
Wufei: Yeah...
Lea: I'm your friend right?
Wufei: Uh huh...
Lea: And you can be honest with me?
Wufei: Yes...
Lea: Then, when you say, "Praise Nataku" do you really mean...Masturbate?

Wufei: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT!
Lea: So, what? Is it true? Is that what it means?
Wufei: NOOOOOOO!!!! That is not what it means! Nataku is a GOD!
Lea: *bursts out laughing* Nataku is...a .....GOD!!! BWHAHAHAHA!
Wufei: *spultters* WOMAN, you know what I mean!
Quatre: Knows what? *pops his head in because of the commotion*
Wufei: That Nataku is a GOD!
Quatre: *giggles at the mention of Nataku then double takes* Wufei? Is there something that I should know about the standing relationship between you and Lea?
Wufei: What? *it dawns on him* NO!! Please don't tell me you believe this CRAP about "Praising Nataku" too...do you?
Quatre: Well.......
Duo: *pops up* Who's Praising Nataku?
Wufei: Gaaa... Maxwell, you believe the Nataku thing too?
Duo: Who doesn't?
Wufei: *blushes* I'm surrounded by PERVERTS! *turns to leave*
Lea: Wait, Wu-man. Come on...we were kidding, it was a joke! I swear!
Duo: *whispers to Quatre* We were kidding about the Praise Nataku thing? I thought it was real! *Wufei storms off* What's wrong with him?

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