Zell's Helpful Writing Tips

Quatre: Oh god, here we go.
Zell: First of all, shut up all annoying blonde-haired Arabians in the area.
Quatre: Hey!  What is that supposed to me�errr ::Zell shoves a notebook in Quat�s mouth::
Zell: Better�
Quatre: uppid bapph-airrm erpphh {stupid bad-haired jerk}
Zell: Quiet you!

1. Don�t think about what you�re going to write.
{Squall: like Zell ever thinks. 
Zell: Do you want a notebook in your mouth?
Squall: Eep�I�ll be good}

2. Learn to say fun things in different languages.  For example: Los penguinos se mueren de sexo.
{Quatre: Eaph!  Thaph isphustig! 
Lea: That�s disgusting.
Zell: Very nice!
Lea: Thank you}

3. Draw funny pictures.

4. Be spontaneous!
{Squall: One day I went to the store to get a bag of hotdogs and when I got there this giant chicken had taken the last bag.  So I shrugged and grabbed a packet of dry yeast.}
Lea: WHAT?
Zell: Very nice Squall!

5. Make up funny pick-up lines.
{Quatre: of oohh anf oo eicepph I elephons?
Lea: Do you want to excite my electrons?
Zell: Right.}

6. Do whatever�and don�t forget to eat plenty of hotdogs.
Squall: Zell, how does eating hotdogs help writing a letter?
Zell: They don�t�
Squall: But I don�t-upphh!  ::Zell shoves a notebook in Squall�s mouth::
Zell: Wanna go get hotdogs?
Lea: Yeah! ::Zell and Lea leave::
Quatre: Epph
Squall: Er� ahh oo oingh?
{Hey�where are you going?}