The Stick Plan

Lea: Hey.  I�m not in a funny mood right now.  In fact, I�m so tired that I could just�
Zell: Lea?  Lea?  What happened?
Squall: Is she dead?
Quatre: I dunno
Squall: Well, how do we find out if she�s dead or not?
Quatre: I dunno
Squall: Well, aren�t you the little bundle of answers today.
Quatre: I dunno
Squall: Can�t you say anything else?
Quatre: I dunno
Squall: ERRGH! ::launches himself at Quats:: QUIT SAYING THAT!
Quatre: Why?
Squall: Because!
Quatre: Why?
Squall: Because it�s annoying!
Quatre: Why?
Squall: It just is!
Quatre: Why?
Squall: I DON�T KNOW!  ::Quatre bursts out laughing while Squall turns red and steam comes out of his ears::
Zell: I know!
Squall and Quatre: WHAT!?
Zell: I know how to tell if she�s dead or not!
Squally and Quatre: How?  ::Zell runs off and comes back with a stick::
Zell: POKE HER!!
Quatre: Oh yeah, that�s a genius plan.
Squall: You�re going to poke her, with a stick�
Zell: Uh HUH!!
Squall: Ugh�Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Quatre: Hey!  I�m not an idiot!
Squall: Right Mr. I don�t Know!
Quatre: Shut up!
Squall: No!
Quatre: Hey, at least I know how to communicate without using grunts or clicks.
Squall: What is that supposed to mean?
Quatre: Oh nothing�{mumbles} baboon!
Squall: What!?
Quatre: Oh nothing, not a thing.

Meanwhile
Zell: All they do is fight�Blah blah blah, did not!  Blah blah blah, did too!  Any second now, Squall�ll call Quatre an Albino and then Quatre will get upset and call him a bastard.  {In the background: Albino!�.errrrrrrBASTARD!!} ::Zell laughs:: Might as well wake her up.  ::Zell pokes Lea with a stick::
Lea: ::wakes up:: I just had the weirdest dream.  ::turns to Sell who jumps up and down::
Zell: She�s alive!!!!! ::Quats and Squall stop fighting::
Squall: Aroo?
Lea: Did I miss something?  Why wouldn�t I be alive�ugh!! ::glomped by Quats, Squall and Zell::
Quatre: Don�t ever die again!!
Lea: But I wasn�t�ugh!
Squall: There was no intelligent person here without you!
Quatre: Hey!
Zell: I was smart!  I came up with the �stick plan�!
Quatre and Squall: That was a dumb plan!
Lea: Oh! That was a stick?  I get it now, I thought it was�::looks at the faces surrounding her:: err�nevermind!  ::blushes::