Milk
By: Naomi and Lea

Lea and I were in the car driving home and we were playing One Word Story*, is what happened, it�s completely nonsensical, but fairly close to what we really said:

Once there was a guy named Joe.  Joe liked milk.  The people Joe lived with didn�t like milk at all.  So they decided to shove all the milk down the drain.  Joe didn�t like this at all, so he decided to kill them.   He went to the flower shop Kitten in the House and found a guy name Youji.  But Youji had a cigarette habit and he was smelly (I�m sorry Youji, I love you!) so he went to Omi.  But he was too little to kill Joe�s roommates.  So he went to Ken.  But he was too distracted by soccer to kill Joe�s roommates.  Finally he went to Aya.  Aya was perfect, but he wanted One Million Dollars to get rid of Joe�s roommates.  Joe didn�t want to pay Aya that much, but he wanted his roommates gone very badly.  He and Aya went to Joe�s house.  Aya knocked on the door, but no one answered.  So Aya climbed up onto the roof and Joe thought he looked like Santa Clause.  This made Aya angry, and he almost killed Joe but he remembered he was getting paid one million dollars.  So he slid down the chimney.  In the house Aya found Joe�s three roommates asleep.  He thought they looked so cute and peaceful and angelic because they were snoring and drooling.  He said, �Awwww, that�s so cute!�  and he decided to take a nap with them.  For no reason whatsoever Youji came into the room. 
�Awwwww,� he said, �That�s so cute!�  And he laid down and began to sleep too.  Not too long after, Ken came looking for Aya because Aya had borrowed twenty dollars for Katana Polish and he needed twenty dollars to buy flowers for his soccer kids (AAWWW THAT�S SO CUTE!!). 
When he saw the five of them napping together he said, �Awww, that�s so cute!�  And he took out his camera and took pictures of them, mainly of Aya.  Then he laid down next to Aya and snuggled between him and one of the girls (note: all of Joe�s roommates are female AKA hot girls) and began to sleep.  Joe became nervous because there was a kid wandering around outside with a crossbow, so he went into the house.  When he saw that the three assassins were sleeping with his roommates (literally), he became very very angry. 
He went outside and said, �Hey kid!  Wanna make some money?�  Omi thought, �EEE HE�S GONNA PAY ME TO KILL PEOPLE, YAY!!� 
Omi said, �gee, what do you want me to do.�  Joe told him and Omi went upstairs.  When he saw the six of them sleeping he said, �Awwww, that�s so cute!�  And instead of killing them, he killed Joe.  Aya woke up and smiled, he got paid One million Dollars to sleep with hot girls, then he went back to sleep and they all napped together, the end. 
The moral of the story is never pay Aya to kill your roommates for milk.

*One Word Story is a game played by as many people as you want, in turn each person may only say one word at a time, the object of the game is to create a story with a beginning, middle, end and a moral.  I matters not how silly the story is, just that it is able to be followed.  For any questions email me or Lea.