The Coffee Incident: Part Two

Zell: Guys?  Please�you can untie me now!  I�m totally non-caffienated right now!  Guys?  Help me�please?  I can�t feel my body�like the entire thing�can�t feel a single thing�nope, not a thing.  ::Cloud and Zechs run by, their screams create a Doppler effect.  Naomi, Trowa and Duo walk up::
Naomi: So whaddya think we should do?
Duo: Maybe we should untie him, he�s turning a greenish color.
Trowa: Maybe we should play with him!!!  ::Naomi pulls out a hot dog and places it just above Zell�s mouth and nose::
Zell: ::sniff, sniff:: hotdogs?  Do I smell hotdogs?  ::Zell�s mouth starts to water:: Need food, food, hotdogs�NEED!!  ::Tries to bite the hot dog, Naomi Duo and Trowa laugh hysterically::
Naomi: Zell looks like a fish!! ::Duo and Trowa look at each other and crack up again::
Squall: ::walks up:: What is going on in here?  ::Zell snaps at hot dog:: What are you guys doing?
Naomi: Ummmmm, ::hides hot dog behind her back, Duo and Trowa attempt to stifle their laughter, their �straight faces� twitching::  We were, uhhh, just passing through.  ::they run away::
Squall: ZELL!? What were they doing!? ::Zell looks crestfallen::
Zell: They were�{sniff} and I can�t feel�{sniff} I don�t know if�{sob} hungry!!!{cries}
::Naomi, Duo and Trowa walk back in::
Naomi: We
Duo: Had
Trowa: Nothing
Naomi: To
Duo: Do
Trowa: With
Naomi: This!  It was Lea and Quatre, and YOU!!!
Squall:  WHAT!!?? ::Lea runs in::
Lea: What the hell are you talking about!? ::sees Zell:: Oh my god!  Zell babe!  Are you ok? ::runs over to Zell::
Zell: They had�{sniff} And it was�{sob}
Lea: ::glares at Squall and Quats:: You two just left him here?
Squall: ::looks innocent:  Not me!!
Lea: Then who? ::Squall coughs and points to Quats::
Quatre: What!?  Huh?  ::Looks @ Squall who drops his hand and whistles::
Lea: QUATRE REBABERA WINNER!!
Quatre: ::gulps:: Yes, dear?�