The Coffee Incident: Part One

Zell: Naomi! Naomi! ::jumps up and down::
Lea: Zell calm down!  ::attempts to put hand on Zell�s shoulder, but falls down when he jumps::
Quatre: I told you not to give him that mocha.  It wasn�t even decaffinated!
Squall: Yeah, what the hell were you�urgh. ::Zell glomps Squall::
Zell: Squall, you are the coolest guy that I know!  ::rubs his face in the fur of Squall�s bomber jacket::  Ohhh�fuzzy, like a bear!  Squall�s a bear!  He�s a bear!!!  A bear!  ::bounces up and down pulling Squall�s arm with him::
Squall: Lea, this is all your fault.
Lea: Hey, I didn�t know that his body would have this chemical reaction with the caffinated byproduct of the coffee beans or the stimulant in the chocolate.  Each person�s body is made up of different�uhh�why are you all staring at me?  ::Zell points at Lea::
Zell: She uses big words!  :walks over and pokes her::  How did all those words come out of that small mouth?  ::puts his fingers in her mouth and opens it::  Where do you keep them stored?  I don�t see any pockets in there!!
Quatre:  Will you get your fingers out of my girlfriends mouth.  ::Slaps Zell�s hand away::
Zell:  Why�would you want to put your fingers in her mouth?
Squall: ZELL!!!  {To Quats: I�ll grab his arms, and you tie him up}
Quatre: Gladly  ::fingers rope::
Squall: Hey Zell!  Want to play a game?
Zell: A game!!  Games are fun�I play games�Games Games Games!  ::Jumps up and down clapping his hands::
Squall: Oh I got you!  ::grabs Zell and throws him down in chair::
Zell: Ow!!!  What kinda game is this?  ::Quats ties him up::
Quatre: A fun one!
Zell: This isn�t fun!!  Guys?  Guys?  ::Everyone walks off:: GUYS!!??  I�m losing feeling in my hands!