Part Two

Duo had managed to get himself lost in the dorm, again.  That was the problem with Quatre buying things, when you have an endless supply of money, you tend to go a bit overboard.  He had been wandering aimlessly, assuming he would find the kitchen eventually, and had found himself in some sort of sunroom.  He looked around, very confused at his surroundings.  He couldn�t think of a single Gundam pilot that enjoyed tanning.  But then he saw the large bed in the middle of the room, and decided he wouldn�t need to ask any questions when he got back.

Turning around, he headed back toward the hallway.  Duo walked down the seemingly endless hallway, opening every door that wasn�t locked, poking his head inside, and walking back down the hallway.  Finally he had reached the very end of the hall, and found a large, blue door with Chinese dragons painted on it in blue.  �WuFei.� He whispered to himself, knowing that the room belonged to his Chinese companion.  Suddenly very curious to know what was contained inside the room, he tried the doorknob.

It was locked.  He tried again, but then almost kicked himself at his own stupidity.  If it didn�t open once, it doesn�t matter how many times you try to open it Maxwell.  WHOA!!  I just sounded like Heero!!  He thought to himself.  Putting his right hand up to his head to think, he was startled by a metal object that fell from his hair and into his hand.  �Lock pick!  SCORE!!!!�  Duo thought to himself as he quickly shoved the metal pin into the doorknob.  He wasn�t usually this forceful with his nosiness, but he couldn�t help it when it came to WuFei�s things.  Duo smirked to himself as he heard a familiar and healthy click of the lock being undone.

Duo turned the knob once more, and this time was glad to feel it move perfectly beneath his hand.  The door swung open easily on oiled, silent hinges to reveal, the biggest straight porn stash he had ever seen in his entire life.  The young pilot�s jaw dropped and he gasped incredulously.  Duo strode into the room and picked up a random magazine, he made a face and a noise of disgust at the exposed centerfold.  �Yuck!  Now I remember why I like guys!  Holy God, no wonder WuFei is always praising Nataku!� He quickly shut the magazine and hurried out of the room, back out into the hallway.

As he was about to shut the door, he heard footsteps coming down the nearby stairwell.  Duo shoved the door shut as quietly as he could and attempted to lock the door once more.  �Damn.�  He muttered under his breath as he realized that the lock wasn�t going to work without a key.  He made a futile attempt to make it look as if the door was completely shut and turned to walk down the hallway.

Wufei hadn�t been able to get the image from this morning�s �Bathroom Incident� out of his mind, and was having some issues about it.  �I�m not gay.  I�m not gay.  I�m not gay.�  He thought as he walked down the hallway toward his secret room.  It was the only room of his that the other pilots didn�t know existed, not that they seemed to care.  None of them would be to interested in looking at straight porn anyhow, and he was sure they had their own rooms of similar natures around the dorm.  After a visit to his room there should be no more problems praising Nataku.

Wufei looked up startled at Duo, who was walking down the hallway whistling with a guilty smirk on his face.  �What are you doing down here?  I thought you had punishment?"� He asked suspiciously.

Duo turned a bright shade of red, �I got-I didn�t see-I was jus-Where�s the kitchen?�  He stuttered.  WuFei raised an eyebrow and pointed him in the direction of the kitchen.  �Thanks.�  Duo winked and gave WuFei thumbs up.  The Chinese man shook his head and sighed.  He looked up and watched Duo walk down the hallway, his eyes lingering on the small man�s buttocks that shifted as he walked.  The toned muscle swaying a little more enticingly with every step.  WuFei reached out a hand and took a step forward, and then realized just what he was doing.

�Oh my god!�  He whispered to himself.  He quickly became maroon with embarrassment and looked about himself to make sure no one had seen him, despite the fact he was in a tiny, empty hallway.  �I�m not gay, I�m not gay, I�m NOT GAY!�  He screamed to himself.  WuFei calmed himself back down and turned to walk into his room.  He put his hand on the doorknob and suddenly filled with rage and mortification, as he realized not only was the door unlocked, but it wasn�t shut, the lights were on, and one of his playboys was face down on the floor.  �DAMMIT MAXWELL!!!�  He screamed to no one in particular, because Duo had already bounded up the stairs.

There once was a boy named WuFei
He looked at porn every day
The other boys in the dorm
Thought he was forlorn
Because he never was gay