Big Mr. T: Part One
Trowa: Hey Hey Hey! It�s Big Mr. T here, and-
Cloud: Big Mr. T? What sort of a stupid name is that?
Trowa: Big Mr. T, T is for Trowa! Duh!
Zechs: I hate to admit it, but Cloud is right, that�s just about the dumbest name I�ve heard.
Trowa: It is not! It�s a cool name!
Naomi: What�s going on in here?
Trowa: They�re making fun of my awesome name!
Naomi: Trowa? That is an awesome name!
Cloud: No No No, Big Mr. T.
Zechs: It sounds like some out of work pro-wrestler.
Trowa: What do you know, Mask-Guy and-and-and Chicken-Guy!
Cloud: Evidently a lot more than you.
Trowa: WHAT!?
Cloud: Nothing.
Naomi: Shh, it�s ok Trowie, ::hugs:: everything�s ok.
Trowa: Call me Big Mr. T.
Naomi: WHAT!? That�s the dumbest name I�ve ever heard! ::bursts out laughing::
Trowa: You too? EVERYONE HATES ME!! ::pouts::
Cloud: I don�t hate you, here, have a chicken.
Zechs: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Duo: What are you guys doing?
Trowa: Sinking miserably into the depths of despair.
Duo: What?
Zechs: He�s upset because we don�t want to call him �Big Mr. T.�
Duo: That�s so cool!! Can we call me Big Mr. D? ::Cloud, Naomi and Zechs look at each other and burst out laughing::
Trowa: See what I mean?
Duo: What�s their problem?
Naomi: ::sob:: Big
Zechs: ::laugh:: Mr.
Cloud:: ::sob:: D!!!
Trowa: God, the one cool thing this guy ever does, and you guys make fun of him!
Duo: Whaddya mean the coolest thing I�ve ever-
Naomi: Ok, official subject change, let�s talk about-
Cloud: Chickens.
Zechs: NOOOOOO!!!
Naomi: Ummm, no. How about-
Irvine: Booty.
All: WHAT!?
Irvine: Umm, I uh, I said-
Naomi: You said booty, Irvine, what�s up with that?
Irvine: I most certainly did not!
Trowa: Oh really?
Duo: Then what did you say?
Irvine: I said, ummm, uhhh. Damn, I said booty.
Naomi: That�s what I thought.
Trowa: Who�s booty?
Duo: Mine? It�s really cute! ::looks at his ass and sighs::
Naomi: Ok, no. We�re-
Zechs: What about my booty?
Trowa: You have no booty!
Cloud: Neither do you.
Trowa: Good point.
Naomi: Ok, stop. We�re not going to talk about-
Irvine: How �bout Zell�s booty?
Trowa: Well I think that-
Naomi: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We�re not talking about booty, so stop.
Irvine: What about ass?
Naomi: No, it�s the same thing!
Trowa: Well what if we-
Naomi: NOO! Enough, ok?
Cloud: How about we talk about-
Naomi: No! No chickens, Zechs is starting to develop a nervous twitch.
Zechs: But on the plus side my eyebrow muscles are getting so strong.
Naomi: Ok, so let�s talk about-
Trowa: Sex ba-by let�s talk about you and me ::dances as he sings:: let�s talk about all the good things and the-
Duo: STOP! I can�t STAND that song!
Naomi: Ok, no singing. We�ve ruled out singing, chickens and booty, so let�s talk about-
Zechs: Couches!! ::all turn::
Naomi: WHAT!?
Zechs: Couches, yes, what�s so bad about that?
Cloud: No! Nononononononononono! No couches!
Naomi: Alright, no couches, jeez!
Irvine: How about we talk about what we�re going to talk about over some tea.
Naomi: ::shrugs:: Ok. ::Irvine passes out mugs of tea::
Trowa: Umm, what exactly is in this tea?
Irvine: Just, uuuh, herbs. It�s energy tea!
::Naomi, Trowa and Duo drain their mugs::
Naomi: Hey ::hic:: Duey-babe�
Duo: ::Slurred:: shyeah?
Naomi: How�d you get to be so swirly? ::sways and giggles::
Duo: ::looks down at himself and giggles madly:: dunno
Trowa: Let�s ALL be Big Mr. T!
Zechs: Boy am I really glad I don�t drink tea.
Cloud: Me too! What was in that anyway?
Irvine: How should I know, I found it by a pond with a staff and a hat.
Zechs: YOU GAVE THEM CHICHIRI�S TEA!!??
Irvine: ::shrugs:: How should I know?
Cloud: Have you ever seen Zell on his brownies? ::Irvine shakes his head and Cloud sighs exasperatedly::
::Naomi, Duo and Trowa go nuts::
Duo: ::giggles:: YELLOW LADDER!!!! ::laughs hysterically::
Trowa: Did you just say�Yellow ladder? ::Duo bites his lip and nods vigorously. Naomi and Trowa look at each other and crack up::
All three: YELLOW LADDER!!!
Naomi: Let�s go find it!
::Run away::
Zechs: You�ve just created a monster.
Cloud: May the chi-
Zechs: Don�t even say it!