Bar

Welcome to the Bar! Can't you just see the smoke covered neon lights? Eh? Eh? Alright...so I'm no Lea when it comes to backgrounds, but at least I *tried* to find one that was sort of suitable...I *did*! *sighs defeatedly* So ANYways. This is the bar! *slaps a hand on the counter* hey BARTENDER!
Bartender: *walks over* yes? how may I he-waiit...aren't you a little young to be in a bar?
Naomi: *looks around nervously* uh....
Bartender: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Naomi: Ri-ight...*runs away quickly and hides behind a patron* phew...that could have been bad. Now...we were looking for someone, ne? Someone with Red hair and green eyes and...*grins, drooling* a sexy talent for reading minds and-
Schuldich: Excuse me?
Naomi: *turns around blushing furiously* hey there...er...Schu..and...
Schuldich: *sweatdrops*

Schu: Naomi...what are you doing in a bar?
Naomi: Well uh...looking for you of course!
Schu:...Why...
Naomi: Cause um...well, ya see...I was jus' wonderin'...would you please please please do an interview for the site?
Schu: *sighs* oh god, not right now I-
Naomi: *puppy eyes* please?
Schu: GrrrrFine! But make it fast.
Naomi: *beams* not a problem! Alright *whips out a clipboard* so Schu, can I call you Schu? How old are you? *giggles* that rhymed!
Schu: 22

Naomi: Oooh *jots down some notes* and I see you have an accent....where're you from?
Schu: *sighs impatiently* you KNOW I'm German...
Naomi: yes, but THEY may not know that.
Schu: *rolls his eyes and takes a looong drink* Alright...Hurry up.
Naomi: I'm trying, I'm trying. So, what do you Do.
Schu: what do I do?
Naomi: Yknow, in Schwarz...what's your "special talent"?
Schu: I'm a telepath.

Naomi: That's great...Ummm...what are your hobbies?
Schu: Excuse me?
Naomi: yknow...hobbies? Macreme, sewing....knitting?
Schu: uh...no...
Naomi: ok, moving on...Where do you get your awesome double brested blazers?
Schu: My closet.
Naomi: *blinks, and then sweatdrops* I mean BEFORE that.
Schu: oh, Prada.
Naomi: *jaw drops* Pra-Pra-Prada!?!
Schu: yup.

Naomi: wow...that's really cool!
Schu: I know...now are we done?
Naomi: well I did have a few more questions but-
Schu: Does that mean I can go? or not.
Naomi: Well...*looks at him*
Schu: AND STOP PICTURING ME NAKED!!!
Naomi: *eyes bulge and she turns crimson* Forgot he could read minds...
Schu: Yeah...yeah you did...
Naomi: *hides her face, giggling* yeah...yeah you can go.
Schu: What's so funny?
Naomi: *waves him off*...n-nothing...
Schu: *reads her mind and then reddens* IT'S COLD ALRIGHT!!!!
*storms off*