*evil cackle* Errr...*clears throat* Sorry...this...*looks around* Well, this is what Naomi and I would like to call "THE ASYLUM" *grins* Like you couldn't tell by reading the two headings leading into here. I was sitting at my computer one day..well, night! And while I was perusing my favorite Weiss page; SCHULD, I thought to myself, "I'm missing something...something that will make my page better...I need a FARFIE page!" And *POOF* this page was born! It's still in the works right now, but I'm working on it!
Aya: I don't even know why this psycho is on MY page!
Lea: *pats Aya on the shoulder* It's not your page!
Aya: Huh?
Lea: THIS *points at the page* Is Farfie's page. Your page is on the main index...
Aya: *glares* ...
Lea: *grins* Now you're acting like Squall!
Well, I saw this page and said, "YAY!" Well, not exactly, but it was pretty close!! Farfarello may be a sadistic bastard at times, and yea, he kinda looks like a girl, but he is one kick ass dude! How can you not like someone who licks their own knives?
Youji: *shudders* easily.
Naomi: *to herself* dammit, he's pulling an Aya...
Youji: He shouldn't even get a page!
Naomi: *has an epiphany* Hey Youji! Omi's with a hot girl!!
Youji: *looks* no he's not he's just...HEY!!
Naomi: *ties up Youji and gags him* Much better! *scowls at Youji* I'll deal with YOU later!
But as I was saying...well farfie had a bad childhood...and has a very selective memory...so maybe he went a little overboard and stuff but he was just a kid and *catches herself* whoa, I almost made a HUGE spoiler there!! But yeah, here is my current contribution to the site. I read this in Robert Jordan's "The Eye of the World", a good book...you should check it out! *winks* But this reminded me so much of Farfie that I just had to put it up!
I thought that this picture held the very essence of Farfie in it. I mean just look at him, scars evident, eye glowing, pointy object about to poke someone in most likely an uncomfortable place, and you can totally tell that he's on the verge of licking it. Can't you just picture his eyes suddenly widening and almost an insane smile crossing his lips and then......BAM!!! Out comes the tongue and he licks his weapon! Damn suspense is killing me!
Omi: You're really really sick!
Naomi: AM NOT!! So what if I happen to like watching sadistic insane men licking sharp pointy objects, what's wrong with that!?
Omi: *shakes his head* I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer!
Farfarello: *walks in and spies Omi* Oh look, a pretty little girl to play with. *walks over and grasps Omi's shoulders from behind, leans forward and whispers in his ear* Would you like to play a game with me?
Omi: *whimpers*
Farfarello: We could play which orifice will a square block fit into, hmmmm?
Naomi: *chews lip...finally gets an idea* HEY FARFIE LOOK!!! *points in the opposite direction from Omi* A POMERANIAN WITH A LIGHTER IN IT'S MOUTH!!
Farfarello: *looks at Omi* We'll play later. *runs off in the direction in which Naomi was pointing*
Naomi: Phew! *sweatdrops* Well one thing I can say about Farfie, there's never a dull moment!!
Note: "Which orifice will a square block fit into" is neither mine, nor Lea's idea, it is from a fanfic written by (I will get the name and link to the fanfic soon, I'm very sorry if this is your idea and we haven't given you the proper recognition yet, but I promise it is coming very very soon and any favors we can do for you just ask!)
There, he licked the knife, I feel so relieved! I thought he would never ever get to it!
Omi: I was so right, you are really really sick, only now I think you're sick AND twisted.
Naomi: Do you want me to call Farfie back over here? Cause I will!
Omi: *gulps* I'll stop.
Naomi: I think the thing that I like the most about this 20 something irishman is his outfit. I'm so in love with the blazer with no sleeves!! It rules! But I still think that his real name, Jei, is much cooler then Farfarello, but who am I to decide?
For more information on this raging psychopathic guy, go to SCHULD, very informative and hilariously funny!! I'd recommend it even for people who hate Farfie just because it is so incredibly funny!
