| Survivor Fanatics Love List, version 5.6 Let's all have a big beach pep rally! Yea! We'll have a big bonfire and the marching band will be there, and it'll be, like, cool, Dude! Like a memorial service for Robb de Dude that's really a free 3-hr political rally commercial! Yeah, Go Team Survivor Go!!! We'll merge off, er pair off, into the dunes later. ;) ;) 1. Brian - Normally plays the flute, but this evening also brought his guitar. A real party guy, he knows how to sweet-strum for the girls. I think he'll use Ted eventually, and is tighter than we know with Helen. 2. Helen - Snare drum player. "Sometimes you just have to suck it up and swallow." That's a direct quote. Notice how it always seems to be her and Brian who do the water-fetching swim? 3. Jake - Trumpet player. Signal come hither thy harem. Can play revellie to gather the troops, retreat, muted blues for Shii-Ann, and quiet melodies to sooth his now-departed savage beasts. 4. Erin - Saxaphone player. She can hit the high notes, too, what with the balloon assist. 5. Penny - Head Cheerleader, of course. I understand she's finally showing some organization and wisdom now that she knows her teams' strengths and weaknesses. Starting to get face time on the "explaining what's going on" theme for MB. 6. Ken - Football player captain hunk. But he's out for the season with that back injury he suffered rowing to shore in episode 1. Though he has team spirit, his story arc has just about touched down. 7. Shii-Ann - Xylophone player. She's assigned each bar on it to a different team member, and plays them accordingly. Unfortunately, she'll soon be playing a one-note song, and the pinggg will ring for her. 8. Ted - Tuba player. Pumpf Pummpf Blaaat Blaaat. 9. Clay - Scrawny team equipment manager. Darn, it's just hard to energize for any positive thoughts about Clay. He get's taped to a log, and is threatened to be the next piece of deadwood thrown on the fire. 10. Jan - She's the teacher stipended to "mentor" this event. And she's just so happy or sad for her "little ones." She's the one who unwraps Clay. ------ 11. Robb - Was the bonfire a funeral pyre or did I see big dummy getting hung and burned in effigy? You are now with the spirits, my friend. Farewell and prosper. |
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