The results are in:  your perfect job is a:
Yodeler
This world needs more yodelers.  Thank you for making the world a better place.
If you don't like this job, too bad.  You're doing it, and that's final.  I know what's best for you.  Why?  Because I said so that's why.  Don't argue with me.  Don't argue--oh that's it.  Go to your room, young man.  AND NO GOING TO THAT STUPID WEBSITE WITH THAT HOT GUY ON IT FOR A WEEK!  YOU HEAR ME?  A WEEK!!!
Back to my homepage.  Oh, the fun we'll have together.
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