| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Wino |
| I am basing this on your love of Olde English. It's a no-brainer, really. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. I know what's best for you. Why? Because I said so that's why. Don't argue with me. Don't argue--oh that's it. Go to your room, young man. AND NO GOING TO THAT STUPID WEBSITE WITH THAT HOT GUY ON IT FOR A WEEK! YOU HEAR ME? A WEEK!!! |