| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Boxer |
| I am basing this on the fact that you hate everyone, and everyone therefore hates you, so being a boxer won't change that, and, hey, someone's gotta do it. Or else America would have no one to hate, what with Mike Tyson being in jail all the time. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. Do you disagree with me? That's just because you disagree with everyone because you hate people. You told me yourself. |