| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| News Reporter (The type that gets up in your face with one of those huge microphones when all you did was have an affair with your intern) |
| I am basing this on the fact that you hate everyone, and everyone therefore hates you, so being a news reporter won't change that, and, hey, someone's gotta do it. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. Do you disagree with me? That's just because you disagree with everyone because you hate people. You told me yourself. |