| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Sports Analyst |
| I am basing this on the fact that you hate everyone, and everyone therefore hates you, so being a sports analyst won't change that, and, hey, someone's gotta do it. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. Do you disagree with me? That's just because you disagree with everyone because you hate people. You told me yourself. |