| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| "Choose Your Own Adventure" books author |
| I am basing this on your love of english and obsession with ninjas. As you very well may know, ninjas are integral to any "Choose Your Own Adventure" book. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. The Luke has spoken, and you are commanded to follow The Luke's orders. Because if you don't, he might have to hurt you. Or get his ninjas to do it for him. Watch your back, punk. |