The results are in:  your perfect job is a:
Juicy romance book author
I am basing this on your love of english and obsession with all things juicy.  Be sure to name one of your hunky male model characters after me.
Back to my homepage.  Oh, the fun we'll have together.
If you don't like this job, too bad.  You're doing it, and that's final.  I know what's best for you.  Why?  Because I said so that's why.  Don't argue with me.  Don't argue--oh that's it.  Go to your room, young man.  AND NO GOING TO THAT STUPID WEBSITE WITH THAT HOT GUY ON IT FOR A WEEK!  YOU HEAR ME?  A WEEK!!!
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