| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Math Geek |
| I am basing this on your love of math. You are heartily encouraged to go CompUSA and buy a pocket protector immediately. You're gonna need it. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. And I know you're going to do what I say, because all math nerds are submissive like that. Plus, if you don't, I'm going to give you a wedgie AND a swirlie. |
| Careers in this field involve any job which requires you to wear a pocket protector, and any job that requires you to say the phrase, "increase the diameter" at least twice a day. |