| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Government Mathematician/ Spy That's a pretty cool job, if you ask me. |
| I am basing this on your love of math and obsession with ninjas. You are heartily encouraged to contact the FBI or NSA through means of an RSA cipher. It's the most secure cipher there is, y'know. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. And I know you're going to do what I say, because all math nerds are submissive like that. Plus, if you don't, I'm going to give you a wedgie AND a swirlie. |