| The results are in: your perfect job is a: |
| Comic Book/ Collectible Action Figure Store Owner |
| I am basing this on your love of math and star trek. You are heartily encouraged to go watch any simpsons episode with the comic book store owner in it. You are furthermore encouraged to follow his diet/grooming patterns and grow a ponytail. |
| If you don't like this job, too bad. You're doing it, and that's final. And I know you're going to do what I say, because all math nerds are submissive like that. Plus, if you don't, I'm going to give you a wedgie AND a swirlie. |