Ajit is a popular Bollywood villain who has starred in a lot of Amitabh's movies. The language below is bilingual.

Time bomb

Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.

Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega".

Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.

Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona.

Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei? Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies... Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!

No more!

Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajeet : Nomore!

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ? Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.

Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed ! Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!

Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him. Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain..... A pause..... Tum chootti le lo. Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa... Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.

Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do. Robert: kyu boss ? Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

ShamePain mein daal do

Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang. Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal do, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.

Scene: Ajit is leering at a girl who happens to be the sister of one of the extras. Extra: ``Saab bechaari goongi hai.'' Ajit: ``are hum kahaan usse ramayan padhvaane jaa rahe hain.''

Robert: Boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do. Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas? Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

Sidey ko pakad liya

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do. Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ? Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...

"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao" "Kyon boss?" "Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"

Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? ) Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)

MonaTony

AJIT: "Mona daarrling, tum nahane jao. Michael tum bhi saath jao. Aur mere King Cobra ko lekar uske daanth ki safai bhi kar do." "Mona daaling, tum Tony ke saath math jao. Agar jaogi to tum, MonaTony ho jaogi. Lisa ke saath jao aur MonaLisa ban jao. Lisa daaarrling. Come here baby. Abhey Micheal, idhar aa jao. In babiyon ko lekar apne estate bungalow pahuncho."

AJIT: Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa...

AJIT: "Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne ke baath bhi will not rest in peace. Nahin to Hemendra Godbole ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se 'funeral' ho jayega."

AJIT: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho --- 'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya. Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."

AJIT: "Magar Raaaabert, mard aur mouse mein ek pharak hai" RAABERT: "Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?" AJIT: "Kuch mardon ko 'Mousiji' hoti hai, magar mouse ko kabhi 'mardji' nahin hoti."

Mission par kaise jaaoon

Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT : Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak!

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi.

(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert : Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT : Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!

(Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....

Test match

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......

(Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.)
AJIT : Peter, time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do.
Timer ko theek das baje set kar do.
Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai.
Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do.
Arre, Robert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh
mat rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha.
Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.
Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhadkega.
Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup'
suanaai dega ..."

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

Liquid helium

Ajit: "Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega!"

Repeater

Robert: "Boss, I've had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye..."
Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter...
Robert : "Boss... aur doosre ka?"
Ajit: "Repeater!"

Robert: "Boss, mera teesra bachcha ho gaya, uska naam soch ke bataiye."
Ajit: "Peter, Repeater ke baad teesre ka naam Chang Lee."
Robert : "Teesre ka naam 'Chang Lee' kiyon boss?"
Ajit: "Silly boy, iss duniya mein paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai!"

Lily : "Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggest kijiye."
Ajit : "Very simple... ek ka naam rakho Kate..."
Lily : "Aur doosre ka?"
Ajit : "Dupli-Kate!"

Robert: "Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jyada pasand hein?"
Ajit: "Ek Mona, doosra Sona, aur tisra, Mona ke saath sona!"

Ajit: "Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee!"

Hero Honda ka tank

Ajit: Robert, is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Fill it, shut it, forget it!

Ajit: Robert, is aadmi ko social security
pe dal do. Isay society jine nahi dega aur
security marne nahin dega.

Robert: Boss, mujhe actor banna hai.
Ajit: Dilli ke laal kilay pe khadey ho jao, Robert Red-fort ban jaoge.

Ajit, pointing towards prisoner, says to Robert:isko duster se maar dalo, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.

Goli kyun mari?

Robert: “Boss, ye aapne cow ko kyun
goli mari?”
Ajit: “To kya ho gaya, pahle ye holy cow
thi, ab ye hole...eeee cow ho gayee!”

Ajit: “Robert, isko Great Wall of China par
le jaakar phaansi par latka do, the great ‘wall hanging’ ban jayegi!”

Man: “Saab ladki bechaari goongi hai.” Ajit: “Arey hum kahaan usse Ramayan
padhvaane jaa rahe hain.”

Ajit: “Robert, kill this man aur iski laash pe cornflakes rakh do. Police ko lash milegi toh vo samjhege ki cereal killer ne
mara hai.”

Robert: “Boss, Miky wanna learn Ramayan.” Ajit: “Miky ko wall par taang do, he will
become Wallmiky (Valmiki).”