Aaron: I got two inches of jew dick for ya
Priti: I did it to Dave before we left McDonalds
Noah: What's wrong with fucking?
Me: Hey Larry, you up for a threesome?
Larry: No! ... I'll tape.
WavManF117: homosexuals are gay
Red Raevynn: sooooooooooooooooo gay
Kara: So you eat chapstick and sleep with men?
Aaron: I do not eat chapstick!
Me: Sup nigga?
Aaron: Sup, nigga.
Me: Sup nigga?
Noah: Humpin the floor, beyotch!
Fozzie Bear (AC): OMG! I just found my CURB today... it's been two months since I saw it!
Sonrisa242: lol...i am hitting on you
Red Raevynn: Well so long as it isn't with a 2x4
Red Raevynn: I won't call the cops
Sonrisa242: thanks
Sonrisa242: I will..because you stole my heart
Beyondoasis03: hey..just wanted to thank you for saving erics ass with the car deal today. 'twas much appreciated.
Red Raevynn: *t'umbs up*
Beyondoasis03: yeah..unfortunately i think it means he wants to stick it in your butt now
Red Raevynn: lol you act like that's new
(talking about metal)
Red: You have any Pantera?
Molly: *looks down at pants* ... what?
Noah: Can I grab those leggings?
Red: sure, if you grab my wang.
http://www.nukoi.com/pimp.jpg
Look out bitches, Pimp Powell in the heazy!
Noah: Wah, my name's Greg, my pussy hurts!
Dubb Lix: now how you like it?
Red Raevynn: LOL
Red Raev Ynn: I like it because I'm on E
SeaMonsterEbirah: haha fast repetitive music is my forte
Pre Fr0sh: but it had just a SLIGHT hint of gay
SeaMonsterEbirah: like me
Pre Fr0sh: no you are sublte hint of gay
SeaMonsterEbirah: a subtle undertone
Pre Fr0sh: yeah
Allenflame scans the horizon.
You scan the horizon.
You say, "Ooh, I scanned the horizon at 96 DPI that time."
Noah: I don't know what I want pierced, but I want a needle shoved through my face.
Your vassal Big Doyen says to you, "hot secks girl at door omfg, bbiab !"
Queen Spatula (9:52:18 AM): i'm going to go bathe now. i'll be back in precisely four minutes. i think i'll time myself
Red Raevynn (9:53:00 AM): That's sick
Red Raevynn (9:53:02 AM): but ok
Queen Spatula (9:53:32 AM): no, i won't really time myself, but i will be back in exactly four minutes.
Red Raevynn (9:53:37 AM): we'll see
Red Raevynn (9:53:39 AM): hit F2
Red Raevynn (9:53:43 AM): MWHAHAHA
Queen Spatula (9:57:11 AM): ha, late reaction.
Queen Spatula (9:57:15 AM): i'm back
Red Raevynn (9:57:30 AM): Oh my god
Queen Spatula (9:57:32 AM): i smell fruity now.
Red Raevynn (9:57:37 AM): *holds up a sign that says 10*
Scytal3: you know whos a very attractive man?
Scytal3: billy corgan
Scytal3: wow
WavManF117: so uhh how comes your name just changed on me
WavManF117: Red Raevynn: movie?
r Edra EVynN: haha
WavManF117: werird
r Edra EVynN: They didn't change on mine man
r Edra EVynN: Are you messing with me?
WavManF117: lol
WavManF117: dont you see that?
WavManF117: r Edra EVynN
re DrAevyn N: Well yeah when you type it
WavManF117: no thats what your name looks like on my list
RED raevynn: Um monkey. Maybe you have a virus? o_O
WavManF117: lol
WavManF117: it changed again
WavManF117: RED raevynn
RED raevynn: dude, thats wack, try signing on and off
WavManF117 signed off at 8:02:53 PM.
WavManF117 signed on at 8:02:57 PM.
WavManF117: nope still this way
redraevyn N: That's weeeird
redraevyn N: PS you sign on and off really quick hehe
redraevyn N: silly broadband
WavManF117: lol
WavManF117: Xmen is on
redraevyn N: Thats why I'm here insted of near the TV
redraevyn N: Its good cause I dont miss malcolm pickin up noah but bad cause i miss it no matter what
redraevyn N: speakin of which I should go get him
WavManF117: lol
WavManF117: where is he?
redraevyn N: work
redraevyn N: And monkey - My AIM - Edit Options - Format Screenname =)
WavManF117: lol, name changed again
WavManF117: redraevyn N
WavManF117: grrrr
redraevyn N: lol
redraevyn N: I <3 you
WavManF117: lol
WavManF117: what am i laughing at?
Red: Oh my fuckin.. fizzle for.. I had a bigass sticky paddle, and now I have a little sticky paddle!
Sh9ivers: fuck no, theyre 200+
Sh9ivers: im not spending that much money on nothing
WavManF117: i dont know
WavManF117: before math tests i tend to get excited
Red Raevynn: uh huh...
Red Raevynn: are you on crack?
"Move Bush, get out the way, get out the way Bush, get out the way." - Protesters
Red Raevynn: Die bitch.
SeaMonsterEbirah: i think it's das bitch
TheLegendOfJacob (10:24:06 PM): Many others participated as I'm sure you saw ;-) But it's because we love you. Those 'warnings' as you call them are what we call 'love'
TheLegendOfJacob (10:24:11 PM): and we wanted you to have a 100
TheLegendOfJacob (10:24:20 PM): because you're 100% awesome
Jenn: "where do they get these people?? Do they send recruiters to the special olympics or what!?!?!?!? "
Noah: "Aww, Greg, we should start a family"
WavManF117: you say To Moto, i say tomato!
Laurel's dad: "I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a
"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it
comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you."
Liz: I know it sounds weird, but I always felt bad for the fork.
Faondradh: CodebluE258: i guess its kind of different for us
CodebluE258: me being a military man
CodebluE258: and you not
Faondradh: HAH!
Faondradh: Whew...
Faondradh: That is funny..
Red Raevynn: lol
Red Raevynn: Little does he know about the time you and I spent in nam
Red Raevynn: And by nam I mean playing worms
Faondradh: Damn skippy
Red Raevynn: Thats WAR man, WAR
Faondradh: In the POW camp
Faondradh: And by POW camp, I mean my house
Red Raevynn: hehe
Aaron: I did not get to where I am today, without something HARD. ...
(in rapid succession during an improv skit)
Weinrich: Do you have a problem with gay people?
Schusterman: Are you gay?
Weinrich: Are you a Ferrari?
Red Raevynn: lol you know you are playin with RPers when..
SeaMonsterEbirah: eww i dont' wanna RP at all
Red Raevynn: corpse of lifestyle condoms
Jj429: mmmmmmmm...... hard decision...
Jj429: OF COURSE I WANT TO GO TO THE LAUNDRY MAT AND ROLL IN DIRTY SWEAT SOCKS!!!!! DUH!
Binns: This stupid lady came into work today, smoking, which you can't do, and then blew it right in my face. I was like.. whore.. I'm gonna stick my dick right up your nose.
(it starts snownig)
Me: What the fuCK?! NO!!! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!? What the fuck is that shit?
Binns: That's some frozen ass rain shit!
http://www.sogamed.com/members/88599.jpg
"Surprisingly, that making fun of the president on foreign ground during time of war, doesn't go over so well with the Nascar crowd." - Dennis Miller, on the Dixie Chicks Chick's future
"You're already a bad influence, gaywad."
^ Liz v
"I'm lookin at my STD, and it's not smiling!"
"Well... let's give that orgasm to Jesus." - Billy Corgan
pyrealnova: "um, why are you taking my pants off?" ...."duh baby, we jus' talkin'!"
"A computer beat me at chess once, but it was no match in kickboxing."
WritOfCertiorari: wait till i show you some movies
Red Raevynn: MAMA MIA!
Auto response from Lirpa2509: doing nothing particular till 7 when i have italian lessons
Pre Fr0sh: omg TORI is so funny! SHE IS AWESOME
Red Raevynn: But who gives a fuck - she isn't the definition of music
Pre Fr0sh: lol
Pre Fr0sh: ZWAN PWNS
Binns: 'I went to the track meet today, and I saw Carly, and I was like 'scooooore' cause she's the hottest chick ever. Then she gave me a hug. And I was like, 'double score!'
Binns, Red, Dub:
B: I'll stay strong for you, red.
R: Ooh, you're strong for me.
B: In the pants.
D: Oh, why did you say that? I saw it coming, he said strong, and you followed it up.
R: We tag team like that.
B: We get you from both sides, *clapping motion*, if you know what I mean.
D: I feel bad for any girl who walks into Odin's Deep. Awwwwgh! I just realised why they call it Odin's Deep.
AaronFPC: take off your pants and dance in the moonlight
Jacob: The moon ain't out
AaronFPC: ah but Jacob, there's moonlight in my eyes
Bombay405MiAway: "Surgeon General's Warning: Consumption of Milwaukee may result in the hate of niggers."
Bombay405MiAway: "Caution: Consumption of sum of contents at one point in time may result in waking up to find persons of african origan chained to the back of your pick up truck"
Agterlik: i was hoping it was not to messed up
Red Raevynn: yeah I got 'lucky'
Agterlik: nah you used your l33t n00b riding skillz
"the meter-o-trash is incrementing. You just bought a second car that MATCHES ONE YOU HAVE! =]" - brandoi
D Souvannarath: i will eat your brains!
BigWizFF: he psoted uber skilled stuff on how he hacked
BigWizFF: but ... he just messed up completely rofl
BigWizFF: like HA i HAX your car, because i got a BANANA
Ebay ricer burn:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3020514069&category=32822
Killer GSXR ad:
http://www.hot.ee/snickelstone/run_dog_.mpg
Jared: Hey, you're a hippie - where can I get turtles?
Me: Crik.
Jared: Okay, too hippie.. *looking elsewhere* hmm...
coreapoc: your name is greg ?
coreapoc: i always thought you were named thor or something
Jj429: it's prolly be easier to put me back together than it would be to put someone else togeher!!!
Jj429: they just screw me back together!
Red Raevynn: Hmm
Red Raevynn: I wonder if there is a secret way to play this mp3... so it doesn't suck.
Kynslayer: yeah
Kynslayer: it involves the recycle bin