There is a kid from my old school that literally everyone dislikes. And I don't even need to exaggerate here, because he is the biggest piece of crap of a person I've ever encountered in my life, as this conversation with him demonstrates. About a month ago, I heard that he was planning to beat up a friend of mine (Eric) immediately after graduation. Now, there are a lot of people that like Eric, all of them hate Chris, and then there are the overwhelming numbers of people that simply want to beat up Chris, and would love to have a reason (such as his hitting Eric). So, I decided I'd try and save the kid the pain, and keep him from doing it. Because god knows what I'd do if he did, and I don't want to go to jail.

So, at graduation, I approached Chris, and said 'So, I heard you were planning on doing something stupid after graduation.' He denied it, denied it, denied it, then admitted, 'Oh yeah, I hate that kid, I'm gonna beat him up'. Everyone knows Chris is 200% talk, and is negative on the doing anything department... I wanted to roll my eyes and start laughing then, but I talked to him for a little while, trying to explain that it really, really wasn't worth his time to try and mess with Eric, because well, everyone hates him. So, he let me talk for a little bit, and then told me that 'you bring your guys, I'll bring my guys, and we'll see who wins', and went into the kind of rhetoric you'll read below. I tried to explain to him that I didn't want to beat anyone up, I just didn't want him to do something that was going to get his ass beat, you know? I'm entirely trying to prevent the situation, and also convey the fact to him that if he does do anything like what he's planning, there will be a lot, a lot of people out there hunting him down... but he is starting to raise his voice, and just threatening me a lot, so I said 'Look man, all I'm trying to say is, it really isn't worth it, ok?' and I walked away, while he said something or other.
So, he doesn't do anything after graduation, and I don't hear anything about/from/related to him for a good month. I figure things are hunky dorey, right? Well, two days ago, I hear from a friend that he is running around telling people that he is still going to kick Eric's ass, and that I was begging him not to hit Eric.
...
Yes, he said begging.
*sigh*
So I told the person telling me this, Ok, that's enough of this shit, what's his screen name? I want to know what the fuck is wrong with this kid, that he is still talking about this shit. Oh, did I mention the reason he doesn't like Eric, is because of something more than a year old, that Eric doesn't care about anymore? Yeah. So... that's what this is. Enjoy.

RedRaevynn: Hey there Chris, it's [my name here].
RedRaevynn: I've got 3 letters for you - w t f.
SubliminaLIIV: ive got no quarel with u unless u start one
RedRaevynn: See, that's exactly what I thought the situation was. I thought, since you weren't stupid enough to fuck with Eric, and I don't give a shit about your pitiful existence (save when it irritatingly enough interferes with mine), that we were hunky dorey. And then... and this was most dissapointing... I have to go, and hear, that you can't keep your fucking mouth shut. And that's cool - we all talk. But, as everyone knows, you lie, a lot. And that's not cool Chris. And, the reason this matters, is that you go and say things like 'Greg was begging me not to kick Eric's ass', which is a very interesting interpretation of the events that occurred on the night of the prom.
RedRaevynn: A very interesting, and incorrect, interpretation. So I've got to ask you - what the fuck, do you do this shit for? And then tell me you have no quarrel, when you're making up bullshit stories to try and make me look bad, and you look better?
SubliminaLIIV: i dont care how anyone looks
SubliminaLIIV: u got a problem
RedRaevynn: Chris.
RedRaevynn: How does how anyone looks pertain in the least to what I just said?
SubliminaLIIV: ill meet u anywhere anytime and well resolve it
RedRaevynn: How does fighting pertain to what I said?
SubliminaLIIV: u and your pussie friend wanna try and act like your tough shit... then lets see yuh prove it
RedRaevynn: Wait, wait... are you literate? Because, you sure as fuck don't seem like it right now. Do you understand the words, that are showing up on your screen?
SubliminaLIIV: yes asshole im done talking grow some balls and meet me somewhere
SubliminaLIIV: u wanted to prove something by contacting me then do it
SubliminaLIIV: dont babble and try to seem superior
RedRaevynn: I have some balls, I've had them since I was born, most guys do. However, I am talking about comprehending english.
SubliminaLIIV: grow some balls and meet me
RedRaevynn: I don't need to try and sound superior, I'm trying to ask you a "question" and get an "answer" and you're telling me to fight you?
SubliminaLIIV: blah blah blah lemme know when yer done trying to sound smart and well prove how tough u are
SubliminaLIIV: bring eric to
RedRaevynn: So, what you're saying is... you do not know how to say anything except 'fight me' ? Because, that's the message I'm getting.
SubliminaLIIV: yep
RedRaevynn: ... All right then. Thanks for your time.
SubliminaLIIV: ha pussie... i hope i do meet up with u again sometime
RedRaevynn: And I hope there is a translator there.
SubliminaLIIV: what a whimp
SubliminaLIIV: ill talk to you if u meet me
SubliminaLIIV: ill give u minutes...
SubliminaLIIV: and then ill give u a chance to be the pussie u are and run
RedRaevynn: If by talk, you mean repeat 'grow some balls and fight me', I think I'll pass - I'll write it on a wall and stare at it sometime, if I ever feel myself longing for your intellect.
SubliminaLIIV: awww poor baby gotta keep talking
SubliminaLIIV: intelligence has nothing to do with u being a whimp
SubliminaLIIV: u and eric both
SubliminaLIIV: thats ok
RedRaevynn: Do I? That's funny, because this block button is... oh.. yeah... gonna get clicked. If you'd like to have the last words, so you can feel like you won, you get one more entry.
SubliminaLIIV: im serious
SubliminaLIIV signed off at 10:07:20 PM.

An away message :
Ohhh feeble minded soul...
you should learn to think before you move your fingers across the keyboard. You have more enemies now than you have brain cells...think about that, if it doesn't give you a cramp.


Sh9ivers: I think he is just really sexually frustrated
Sh9ivers: asking if "u got balls"

Sh9ivers: I think the reason you couldn't get through to him, is because there was no floor pounding or grunting

Sh9ivers: I'd totally kick his ass
RedRaevynn: I'll unblock him and be like 'All right, I'll fight you, but my girlfriend is taking my place'
Sh9ivers: do it!
Sh9ivers: but, seriously...
Sh9ivers: i'll take him the fuck out



SeaMonsterEbirah: yeah he's all talk it's funny

TheLastTankMage: what an asshole
TheLastTankMage: a VERY dumb asshole i might add

Repunzal34: haha..oooooo
Repunzal34: somehow i know this is gonna be amusing::clicks::
Repunzal34: LOL
Repunzal34: im sorry
Repunzal34: but...
Repunzal34: LOL

Faondradh: ... tell him that you will meet him somewhere, I'll make sure my lunch break falls at that time, and then I will go kick his ass.. because I got balls man. :P
RedRaevynn: I'm better than beating him up. I mean jesus fucking christ, CAN HE READ?!?!
Faondradh: I don't think so
RedRaevynn: Because he's like 'damn that's a lot of words.. uh... bitch ima keel joo?'
Faondradh: I really, really don't.
Faondradh: But, hell... I do want to kick his ass.
Faondradh: I really, really do.
Faondradh: And then wait for the lies.
Faondradh: "dude... he had these three guys with him that tried to hold me down.. so I flipped em all judo style.. but then he sucker punched me"

Forbodywon: lmfao
Forbodywon: And I've never used that abbreviation before. That is a whole new level of entertainment.

WritOfCertiorari: *removes glasses, tries to rub the pain out of his eyes*
RedRaevynn: lol
WritOfCertiorari: why...wtf....shouldnt natural selection killed him long ago?
RedRaevynn: Haha, evolution has failed us this time
WritOfCertiorari: dammit darwin, i let you slide on spleen, but this time youre not getting of so easy!

Dubb: LOL!!!!
Dubb: ROLMFAOLOLOLOL

TheLegendofJeff (10:31:02 PM): Oh my god is that not the funnies thing I have ever read
TheLegendofJeff (10:31:09 PM): What a fucking idiot
TheLegendofJeff (10:31:13 PM): I would love to kick his ass

Morgenstern521: LOL
Morgenstern521: OMFG!!!!
Morgenstern521: thats so funny
Morgenstern521: im showing [my edit] and this will all be solved by this weekend...

Beyondoasis03 (10:29:28 PM): i mean, i think i got dumber by reading it

Crimson Akasha: lol chirs frost...oh no
Crimson Akasha: wow...
Crimson Akasha: i don't even think i can respond adequetly to that
RedRaevynn: Well you can rest assured anything you say is more intelligent than what Chris would.
Crimson Akasha: not unless i said "grow some balls"

Pre Fr0sh: *reads*br> Pre Fr0sh: har har harbr> Pre Fr0sh: that just makes me want to kick his assbr> RedRaevynn: Lol.br> Pre Fr0sh: but his mom got a gold medal in the olympics for Judo so i do not know if i could

MightyMouse2121 (1:36:28 AM): i think red confused him a bit
MightyMouse2121 (1:36:33 AM): by being intelligent

JanaAshley: hahahahaha
RedRaevynn: Lol you read it too?
JanaAshley: ...yes
JanaAshley: i think i just might need to read it again
JanaAshley: yeah, i do need to read it again
RedRaevynn: Hahaha
JanaAshley: it takes a lot for me to really genuinely dislike someone..
JanaAshley: and i really genuinely dislike him

Uniboarder: Dude...i love the shit you put on your profile!! ROFL! all i can say about that cornhole Chris is "If only ignorance was painful." If you're in FL and want another person to show up to beat his ass...i'm all there bro...hell, i'm already training for a fight in October...so why not get some practice in on a punk ass like that. power to ya bro, you're one funny mofo

Aurora Kelythe: *Laughs* Chris..never fails to make me giggle...Good job Greg, that was quite entertaining
RedRaevynn: =P It was moderately painful at the same time, I just couldn't understand it, I read it, my brain interpreted the whatnot, made it into words in my head, and then just kind of blinked a lot and said 'Wtf am I supposed to do with this?'
Aurora Kelythe: *L* Well put...thats all I can say.
Aurora Kelythe: I think he truly didn't feel like reading what you wrote...it was too difficult for him, so he just said the only thing he knows how to say..
Aurora Kelythe: Maybe he'll run to his Judo-Snow White-FBI agent mom...

Scytal3: ..... right......
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