I'm not in the mood to kiss and hug
I really just want to fuck you
I didn't buy you flowers or candy this time
And I don't really feel like talkin'
Don't ask me if I love you or if I care
You might hear what you don't wanna
Just take of your drawers n' get down on the floor
So we can take care of business.
[chorus]
There are days when I just want to scream out loud
And just tell everyone to fuck off
Get into my care and drive around the world
And never think about lookin' back
There are times when I see you and get stars in my eyes
And days when I think I love you
But today isn't one of those days...
I just wanna fuck you
Don't tell me that it's time my report is due
And the deadline's come and gone
I don't care that you won't get your bonus for this
When haven't lifted a fuckin' finger
Just because you're my boss and you make a lotta cash
Doesn't mean I don't think your stupid
Climbing higher on the ladder don't make you better than me
It just means you've got further to fall
[chorus]
There are days when I just want to scream out loud
And just tell everyone to fuck off
Get into my care and drive around the world
And never think about lookin' back
There are times when I'm workin' and it feels as though
The day just couldn't be better
But today isn't one of those days...
So I'll just say fuck you
Life's too short to worry about
every little thing that comes along
But there are days when all the small stuff
grows to be a problem and you write a stupid fuckin' song
...this is one of those days
You say I didn't pay enough you're gonna tax me again
And pull the money from my asshole.
And if I don't pay you now you're gonna throw me in jail
I'm sure you'll get your money then
Why can't I just live my life without you
stickin' you're fuckin nose in everything I do?
I'm really surprised you haven't figured a way
to suck my blood out while I'm sleepin'
[chorus]
There are days when I just want to scream out loud
And just tell everyone to fuck off
Get into my care and drive around the world
And never think about lookin' back
And when the taxman comes and puts his hand in your pockets
And tells you it ain't enough
It's just one of those days...
It's just one of those weeks...
It's just one of those years...
It's just one of those LIVES...
...I think they're gonna fuck me.