| (killer) angie is _always_ right. (whyerhead) angie: you're god. (elo) angie you are the biggest headache i have ever met |
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| 1. (horrible) i accidentally told him i had diarhea and somehow that dissinterested him in sex 2. (sSkillZz) i'ma invest in it | (sSkillZz) i'ma get a bucket of ice, some henn | (sSkillZz) and dip my dick in platinum | (sSkillZz) 100 thousand dollar condom 3. (tragik) we got these new types of invisible condoms in the future | you put it on and you forget its there | (tragik) and then you think to yourself | (tragik) man im a dumbass 4. (metal) I make nasal sex enjoyable 5. (^DomNick^) I bet you would look so sexy with your lips wrapped around my cock while i lick your pussy for you | (angie) nice pick up line (^DomNick^) Sorry, I was talking to someone else and didn't type all of her nick. :)). hope I didn't shock you 6. (ben) She said if she could sticka carrot up my ass, She would give me head. 7. (Derek) i'd do her if she was over 18 | (Derek) and i had a penis big enough to penetrate 8. (Derek) I CAN PEE WITH A BONER 9. (Hapster) ladies please I put out 10. (chris_21m) my dick is too small for me to be a man 11. (man_want_lebanon_women) any lebanon women ur women live in lebanon need sex in the ass plz tell me becouse i have 26cm dick and i wants ex in rell life msg me 12. (oldbitch) I WOULD NOT OBJECT TO A DEEP DICKING | (L3v1) how about a barely inside dicking? 13. (angela) i do not like old men | (sexybitch) :( | (sexybitch) thats too bad | (sexybitch) cause i used to be one COMPUTER/IRC HUMOR 1. (woman) u guys would die on a camping trip | (triggz) youd find me out in the woods trying to build a computer out of sticks and leaves 2. (Program) i guess with the small p my penis really does feel smaller 3. (humble) i'll sell u my notify list 4. (humble) my guestbook is fake | (humble) i sign it all myself 5. (crystalize) "you have to give me the channel password because I won it fair and square in the divorce." 6. (crystalize) "last week three men kidnapped me and forced me to give channel password and now I am sad and want it back" 7. (Invid) you were dating me for three days, and i didn't know you were a chick 8. (valar) i'm gonna start ircing from bi.and.lesbian.chicks.need.a.deepdicking.org 9.. *TheLilTurtle is a 19/f/california who is having major money problems!!! I'm at work so I can't use my cam and I don't have any pics here either :( Any generous guys with paypal out there?! heh HUMOR WITH NO TITLE 1. (juggalo) A great man once told me.. It's not what you belive.. It's the fact that you're beliving. Pagan or Christian.. we'll go to the same place. | (juggalo) err.. I take that back | (juggalo) I heard that on Dogma. (juggalo) The great man said, "You're going to hell witch boy." 2. (sexybitch) i like a man who kisses the ass i sit on 3. (moo) there's a bunch of mexicans here named manual labour 4. (moo) God was created to run things on my day off. 5. (killer) because i'm a genious 6. (xterm) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? 7. (DemonicAndroid) You can't take away people's right to be assholes 8. (desolate) if it werent for AA i never would have tried cocaine 9. (crystalize) my dad once modified my alarm clock to where he took the snooze button right off of it and wired it up to where if my hand touched where it used to be, it would shock me |