Advice to men;

3. Never say; "Size doesn't matter right?" if you're trying to get her into bed.

4. Flowers wither and die in two days. (buy her a bottle of booze or a cell phone or somethin instead, heh)

5. If she sounds like the women from the pornos while she orgasms, she's most likely faking. (you're doing something wrong.)

6. READ AND MEMORIZE THE KAMA SUTRA BOOK

7. If you're fucking more than one, don't promise a commitment, and it's not cheating. (saves a thousand tears)

8. While giving oral, flick and suck with tongue while using fingers.

9. Q: "Do I look fat in this?"  A: "No way, the color compliments your hair AND the style thins your figure" 
(Always explain answer or you will be accused of lying.)

10. When picking up women; do not use lines, try "Hello" believe it or not it works.

11. Do not get a friend to go talk to her for you, with most women confidence = turn on, low-selfesteem = turn off

12. It's a fact, most women are attracted to assholes, so too mushy and lovey dovey is a turn-off to most, just like men, women enjoy a challange. 
I'm not saying that you should be an asshole just don't try too hard to please. 

13. Don't try to be something you're not, we always find out in the end.

14. Don't cheat and try to hide it, we usually find out.

15. Pet Peave; Not calling when you say you will.

16. Moan, make noises in bed, it turns on most men when we do it, well it has the same effect for some of us too ya know, heh