Chapter 4 Attack
“That...
was just... great...”
The
front door of the Dragoon Warriors office slams open... and Ryan slowly walks
in, head lowered... covered with squid guts.
She has
quite a sickening look on her face...
“This
stuff... really, really stinks.”
Ryan
slowly nods as Justin walks in. He has some of the sticky squid parts on him...
but not much. Behind him, is Saphir... and there is not a single drop of stuff
on him.
“I told
you guys that you should’ve used that charm of mine.”
Ryan
and Crystal glare at him... Justin laughs...
“At
least you guys aren’t as bad as Brad.”
Brad
shows up at the door... covered in a great deal more squid guts than
“That...
really... really sucked.”
Brad
turns to Saphir...
“And...
what was with your Warp Spell? Why did it drop us off down the street rather
than right in the house?”
Saphir
just glances around nervously...
“I’m
not sure... I guess it’s not working right...”
“Yeah...
I guess so. Maybe you should look into that.”
Brad
starts for the stairs...
“Okay...
I’m going to go sleep for, like... a year or so... later guys.”
Crystal
and Ryan head for the basement stairs...
“I need
to shower... a lot.”
Ryan
follows her down the stairs...
Justin,
who isn’t covered enough to need a shower, heads to the kitchen to wash up.
Saphir, of course, goes right to the library.
The
next morning, everybody, save Brad, is gathered in the library. Even Ryan had
managed to wake up in time to get in on a good morning’s research time.
It is a
very nice, relaxing day...
...
until the front wall of the house collapses in.
The
four of them rush from the library to the living room... and they nearly run
the other way in terror...
A very
tall, very spiky demon, who rather looks like it’s made of rock, is standing
inside their house, having just slammed through the wall.
“It’s...
a Retorak!”
All of
them had heard the story of
Arrowny
casts a sideways glance at
“Go get
our weapons... and then figure out how we can kill this thing!”
“You
broke my house... I’ve killed things for less.”
Amazingly
enough... the Retorak smiles at him. Its teeth look like jagged pebbles that
one would find on the beach...
“I have
a message for you... from Bastian.” It rushes forward, a great deal faster than
it should be able to do, and slams against Ryan, sending him back against the
wall. “He wants you to know that he wishes you a quick death. He was, however,
quite adamant about his wish not coming true.”
Saphir
tries kicking the Retorak in the knees... but only succeeds in hurting his own
foot.
“That...
was a bad plan!”
Justin
steps up...
“I’ve
got a better one!”
With a
wave of his hand, the technomage uses a force field to send the Retorak flying
back against the adjacent wall. It contains the demon... for a few seconds,
anyway... until he raises his fist, and punches the field with all his
strength.
The
energy barrier seems to shatter like glass, and Justin drops to the floor,
holding his head in pain.
Arrowny
points his hand at the demon, and zaps it with a massive lightning bolt...
which bounces harmlessly off the Retorak’s rock like skin. He tries a
fireball... but that doesn’t work either. Lastly, he throws an icy blast at the
demon... but it just laughs.
“What
do I do?”
“Do you
know how to kill this thing?”
“No!”
“Then
find out... please...”
Metal
blades bounce off of rock like skin... bodies slamming against walls...
“Oh my
god, it’s got him by the throat!”
“I
never knew the human face was able to turn that shade of blue...”
She
finds a passage referring to the Retorak. After a quick read, she rushes into
the living room.
Saphir
and Justin are attempting to break Arrowny from the demon’s vice like grip
around his neck.
“You
have to cut off its head!”
Saphir
takes a step back, and slams the blade of the glaive as hard as he can into the
Retorak’s neck. It bounces harmlessly away... Saphir just glances at
“We
can’t!”
She
looks back at the book... turns the page...
“Oh!
You have to freeze it first! Break open its chest, and freeze its body from the
inside!”
Justin
turns to her...
“Get
Brad. His axe is designed to break through thick armour... and quite frankly,
skin that’s made outta rock is pretty good armour!”
“Can’t
I just go get the axe?”
“He
took it to his room last night.”
“Brad!
Wake up!”
* * * * * *
“This time, you’re going down
Ryan!”
Brad swings his
axe around, striking a few poses as he speaks... the air in the training room
changes colour with each new pose... red, blue... lots of bright colours.
“We shall see!”
Arrowny strikes
some poses, holding Sky Render firmly in hand. For him, the air turns dark
colours... black, purple...
As they are both
posing, Saphir turns to Justin.
“Think he can do
it this time, Justin?”
“I think we’re about
to find out!”
Goku walks up
beside the technomage.
“He has to! Then,
we can all spend the next week fighting a battle that should only take thirty
seconds against our next opponent!”
Saphir nods...
“Very true, Goku.”
Brad makes a few
more poses... one, in particular, involves a great deal of spinning, with his
axe held close to his body...
When he stops
spinning, he finds that Saphir, Arrowny, and Justin are all bashing their own
heads against the walls... the weapon’s rack... the floor...
Brad stands up,
glaring at them.
“What are you guys
doing?”
Arrowny stops
banging his head against the floor long enough to look up at Brad...
“We’re kicking our
ASS! DO YOU MIND!?”
He goes back to
slamming his head against the training mats...
Goku steps up
beside Brad...
“I think I’ll join
them.”
He then proceeds
to punch himself in the face... kick himself in the other leg...
Brad shakes his
head... and walks toward the stairs. When he reaches the bottom, he sees
“BRAD! GET UP!”
He shakes his head
again...
“Crazy curvy
humanoid type person... I AM up. I wonder if they’re done kicking their own
asses yet... and, you know what? I could really go for some cabbage right
now... ah... cabbage.”
* * * * * *
“Damn it
Brad!”
She
rushes back down the stairs to check up on the other Warriors. Ryan is free of
the Retorak’s death grip... instead, he is laying on the ground, with a
massive, rocky foot crushing his chest.
Justin
and Saphir are having no luck fighting the thing... it just laughs at them as
they try to hurt it.
With
one wide swing, the Retorak knocks both Saphir and Justin back against the
wall. It lifts its foot off of Ryan, and kicks him in the side, sending the
Protector flying through the air to land on the floor near his fallen friends.
“You
cannot beat me. Bastian sent me because of that fact.”
The
Retorak punches out at the nearby entertainment center... sending bits of wood,
and video games, DVD’s, and gaming systems crashing to the ground. The demon
takes a step forward... and there is a loud CRUNCH as his foot comes down.
Arrowny,
Justin, Saphir, and Crystal all look on in horror... the Gamecube was crushed
under the Retorak’s feet.
After
the initial shock wears off...
“Brad!
It crushed your Gamecube!”
* * * * * *
Arrowny, Saphir, Justin, and Goku all
straighten up in shock, and stare at Brad... who’s eyes glow with a powerful
red anger. The air around him becomes dark, as electricity dances over his
skin...
Goku just shakes his head...
“This thing’s toast!”
* * * * * *
It
doesn’t even take a few seconds for Brad to emerge from his room, fully
dressed, holding his axe... and with a severely tired look on his face.
He
turns to
“What...
do...?”
She
points toward the stairs.
“The
thing in the living room... break open its chest!”
“Ugh...”
He
rushes down the stairs, as fast as his tired body will take him. As soon as he
steps into the living room, the Retorak turns to face him.
“Oh,
there’s another one! Good... I will take a great deal of pleasure in tearing
your...”
It
doesn’t get the chance to finish the statement... Brad slams the axe into its
chest. Its rocky skin breaks under the pressure... and a great gaping wound
opens up.
Arrowny
rushes forward, and slams his hand into the wound. He winces in pain... as it
turns out, the Retorak’s ‘blood’ is rather hot... quite hot in fact... Ryan can
feel his skin burning within the demon... but he still manages to concentrate
enough to cast a spell...
“Blizzard!”
The
Retorak screams as frost slowly covers its body... it tires to move... to pull
Ryan’s arm from its chest... but the ice takes its strength away. Eventually, a
thin coating of ice covers its entire body... arms, legs... head... and neck.
Ryan
pulls his arm violently from its frozen chest. The skin on his forearm is
burned red, and starting to peal a little bit. He glances over at Saphir...
“Kill
it!”
Saphir
nods... and with a wide swing, takes the Retorak’s head clean off. It falls to
the ground with a loud thud...
Brad
glances at the frozen body... and then back at the other Warriors.
“You
guys had this much trouble... with THIS THING?!” He points at the body of the
Retorak.
The
other Warriors just glare at him... Arrowny cradling his burnt arm.
Brad
kneels down... and a single tear comes to the corner of his eye.
“My...
Gamecube...” He glances over at the other gaming system on the ground... a
Playstation2. Brad just shakes his head... “How is it that the Gamecube... the
‘Fisher Price’ of gaming systems... gets crushed... and the fragile little Sony
product gets off without a scratch?”
Justin
glances down at the Playstation2...
“Actually...
that’s not working now either. The fall broke it. They’ll both have to be
replaced.”
Arrowny
shakes his head...
“How
could you know that just by looking at it?”
Justin
shrugs...
“I...
am a”
“A
technomage... yeah... I remember... silly question. Why do I even bother asking
when I know your answer is gonna be ‘oh, I know because I’m a technomage’? It’s
like this catch all excuse as to why you know so much... ‘oh, I’m a technomage,
so I know everything’.”
Justin
glares at him...
Brad
stands up... and wipes his eyes with the back of his hand...
“Okay...
first order of business... we get a new Gamecube.... and I guess... we’ll pick
up another PS2.
Second
order... we get some supplies so that I can fix the front wall... and the
entertainment stand.
Third
order... I go back to sleep.
... and
why do I have this sudden craving for cabbage?”
* * * * * *
Saphir
is disposing of the Retorak... Justin and Brad are off getting new gaming
systems, and supplies.
“Stop
moving around... you’re such a baby. It can’t hurt that much.”
Ryan
just glares at her...
“One...
my arm was just burned within the chest of a big demon. Two... it doesn’t
hurt... that stuff is just a little cold.”
“You’re
tickling me.”
“It’ll
only be a few more seconds.”
He sits
quietly, and, sure enough, it only takes a few seconds for her to finish
applying the ointment. She reaches for some cotton bandages, and starts rolling
them over his burn.
“There...
all done.”
She
secures the bandages with a small strip of tape... but doesn’t let go of his
hand...
They
just stay like that... him sitting in a kitchen chair... her standing in front
of him...
Then
the door opens, and Brad and Justin stomp into the house carrying as many
supplies as they can.
Arrowny
pulls his hand away from Crystal... and jumps up from the chair. When they join
the group in the living room, Saphir has come back from disposing of the Retorak’s
body.
Brad
sets the brand new Gamecube and Playstation2 boxes on the floor, and looks at
the gaping hole in the wall.
“This
is gonna take some work.”
Arrowny
shakes his head.
“No
time. Just patch it up good enough for tonight. We’ve got a hunt to go on.”
Everybody turns to look at him. “Crystal was telling me what she read about the
Retorak’s in that book. Seems that they’re very territorial... there’s hardly
anything that’ll make them move out of an area once they’ve made a home.
Chances are, the one that attacked us was from around here. And, if Bastian
sent it, he might be waiting around for it to bring news of our deaths back to
him.”
Brad raises
his hand slowly...
“So...
we’re hunting Bastian then?”
Ryan
nods...
“As
soon as you’re done patching up the wall, we’re going after him.”