Imbibing Knowledge
I am a sponge, drench me with your knowledge.
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Romantic Cards
Hi I am Rahul Burman. I am pursuing B-Tech(CSE) from Galgotias College of Engineering Technology Greater Noida. I Like to code, play chess, surf the net and to read books. I listen to all type of music, AKON being my latest favorite.I am also an avid traveller having travelled the length and the breadth of India
Computer Humour
10 Reasons Computers are Better than Girlfriends
10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period except this '.'
10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period except this '.'
2007-11-10 12:18:58 GMT