Baby, you're no-one.
Baby, you're an obese date,
Looking for someone.
Cream bun, fat fun, yeah!
Fat fun!
Well you look like a punky walrus ***
Laying on the beach.
Now you're too fat to clean yourself.
You're just my porky peach!
Cream bun, fat fun, yeah!
Fat fun!
Well, one day girl,
I'm gonna straighten you out.
I'm gonna stop your meals.
Maybe I'll sew up your mouth,
Until your stomach squeals.
Cream bun, fat fun, yeah!
Fat fun!
That was good!
*** In some demo and live versions it is: "Fucking walrus"
Adam Ant