Day I met God, I got so carried away.
Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair.
Not with religion, but the size of his knob.
The day I met God,
The day I met God,
It was pissing with rain,
And we went,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo.
Day I met God, I got so carried away.
Day I met God, I got so carried away.
Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair.
Not with the vicars, or the nuns, or the priests.
The day I met God,
The day I met the Big Boy, yeah.
It was pissing with rain.
And we went,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo.
And the herald angels sang,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo....
The day I met God.
The day I met God.
The day I met God.
The day I met the Big Boy, yeah.
It was pissing with rain,
And we went,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo.
We were coming back in the van
From Milan,
And I saw God,
Right there.