Leave your shirt and tie undone.
Cajun Twister all night long.
You fight so hard to get your name.
What big eyes you got Grandma.
On every tongue, in every brain.
What big eyes you got Grandma.
How the hell can you complain?
What big eyes you got Grandma.
Privacy's gone down the drain.
Get on your backstep where you belong.
Leave your shirt and tie undone.
Cajun Twister all night long.
Pay attention.
You fight so hard to get your name.
What big ears you got Grandma.
On every tongue, in every brain.
What big ears you got Grandma.
How the hell can you complain?
What big ears you got Grandma.
Privacy's gone down the drain.
You fight so hard to get your name.
What a big mouth you got Grandma.
On every tongue, in every brain.
What a big mouth you got Grandma.
How the hell can you complain?
What a big mouth you got Grandma.
Privacy's gone down the drain.
Get on your backstep where you belong.
Leave your shirt and tie undone.
Cajun twister all night long.
Pay attention.
You fight so hard to get your name.
Please don't eat my leg Grandma.
On every tongue, in every brain.
Please don't eat my leg Grandma.
How the hell can you complain?
What a bore you popstars are.
Privacy's gone down the drain.
Adam Ant & Marco Pirroni