Xerol 000_45944 looks at the blender start to smoke, then slow down and eventually stop uh oh... Wicked_Lady609_43636 gets up and pushes Xerol to the side " now what did you do?" Xerol 000_45944 looks at the partially crushed contents of the blender Xerol 000_45944 pours them into a large pitcher and starts manually crushing them 000_45944> walks in Xerol/Darkfire000_45944 Darkfire sits down at the bar and looks at Xerol..."Tonight's special any better than last week's? I had gas for 7 hours after that one." 000_45944> This is a bit better than that...i think i finally found a winner 000_45944> Well that's good. What's it called? 000_45944> "Cool Glass Blended Drink" 000_45944> *blinks*....I'm not even gonna ask how you got the name, just give me one. Xerol/Darkfire000_45944 Xerol pours him a glass. Chunks of glass are floating in it 000_45944> *blinks again*....Why is there glass in it? 000_45944> That's part of the drink 000_45944> ....i guess Xerol/Darkfire000_45944 Darkfire takes a sip 000_45944> Not bad...although you've gotta start using something other than jd for your alcoholic content 000_45944> but it's all we really have...someone ordered 5000 bottles instead of 50 Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1manrp>000_45944 Typo Deamon walks in 000_45944> Hey Xerol, whatcha got tonight? 000_45944> Don't ask 000_45944> Hey! Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon/Dalgo000_45944 Dalgo walks in Hey Xerol, when are you gonna return my hovercar? Don't ask about the special I've never seen you before I just have to find it FIND IT?!?!?!?!? You mean you lost it? It's around....somewhere HEY CAN I GET SOMETHING TO DRINK!?!?! I said don't ask If you can't find it.... I said it's around Yeah but i need it NOW! I'll just get it myself Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon/Dalgo000_45944 Typo Deamon walks behind the bar and looks for something other than jd Well go find it yourself then You borrowed it 7 months ago! It could be anywhere Didn't you have a gps in it? Yeah but the reciever was IN THE TRUNK! Well that's not useful then, is it? I dont feel too good... That's just the glass settling Settling? Well it's in small pices *pieces hehe... Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon/Dalgo000_45944 Xerol picks up the typo deamon and throws him out the window and simultaneously dodges a punch from Dalgo Hey! I said it was around somewhere ooohhh.... Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon/Dalgo000_45944 Darkfire runs out into the bathroom 000_45944> so where is this 'somewhere' you keep talking about? 000_45944> i've been a lot of places...try going to the remains of TH...i hung out a lot there 000_45944> If there's even ONE SCRATCH on the paint.... Xerol/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_45944 Xerol pulls out the Swspork 000_45944> you actually made that thing? i thought you were joking 000_45944> You wanna see how effective it is? 000_45944> Ok, ok, TH you say? I'll go check Xerol/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_45944 Dalgo walks out the door Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_45944 Darkfire walks back in Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_45944 Darkfire looks at Dalgo storming out the door and Xerol holding the Swspork 000_45944> Maybe this ain't a good time... 000_18745> *wields the Swspork threateningly* You've got something to say? 000_18745> *backing away*...it was like that when i got in there...the sink's broken Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo storms back in 000_18745> IT"S NOT THERE!!!! 000_18745> Did you actually look? 000_18745> It must have been already broken..the water was dripping when i went in there, i knew i shouldn't have turned the water on 000_18745> i don't care about the sink, that's not my department 000_18745> what if the leak is running into your department? Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire points to the growing puddle coming out from under the door 000_18745> IT"S A FRIKKIN SWAMP! 000_18745> If it sunk, i'll sink you 000_18745> *pulls out the Swspork again* Really? 000_18745> Maybe a small 'spell' can help this out... Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire starts charging a dark energy ball 000_18745> *looks at darkfire* What the hell are you doing? 000_18745> I'm doing a little 'plumbing'...with dark energy 000_18745> Are you a dark energy plumber? 'Cause if you're not...well, i say go hire someone... 000_18745> WHERE ELSE COULD IT BE? 000_18745> Try looking at the bottom of the swamp 000_18745> I'm not going down there 000_18745> If you want to find the car you will 000_18745> So you're saying it IS down there 000_18745> I guess i'll call someone Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire pulls out his PHS and calls a plumber 000_18745> I'm saying it MIGHT be down there 000_18745> then why are you so sure that i have to go search the swamp? 000_18745> Hello, dark energy plumbers? we've got a leak here at SI...yeah, by the lake....the tavern's bathroom...ok, 15 minutes? see ya then, bye Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire puts away the PHS 000_18745> well if you have a better idea... 000_18745> I'm supposed to pick up Talen in 45 minutes....i'm not doing it in that piece of crap Altra out there 000_18745> Talen, eh? 000_18745> You doing something or is this just another one of your 'conversations' 000_18745> The plumber's on the way 000_18745> The strap snapped by itself, i swear i had nothing to do with it... 000_18745> I really don't care either way 000_18745> I said the plumber's on the way 000_18745> Ok then...but like i said, not my department 000_18745> FINE! i'll search the swamp 000_18745> so.... 000_18745> got anything besides one of your specials? 000_18745> and no jd 000_18745> we've got jd and things i mixed up with jd...when we start clearing out the store room we'll order something else 000_18745> I'll just have water then 000_18745> the sink's broken 000_18745> i thought you said that wasn't your department!!!! 000_18745> well the bathroom sink comes BEFORE the bar sink on the plumbing system...so there's no water here 000_18745> well give me a mix of something without the jd 000_18745> i could go out to the forest and check on my stills.... 000_18745> oh no, no homemade stuff 000_18745> fine... Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol pours him a glass of grape juice Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1_man_rp>000_18745 Typo Deamon walks in, muddy from being thrown out the window 000_18745> qpoeioij2qh191! 000_18745> heey! 000_18745> sotop doinj2g tghat! 000_18745> *looks at darkfire* little help here? Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol and Darkfire grab the Typo Deamon by his horns and es Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1_man_rp>000_18745 escort him out to the lake 000_18745> (gah!) 000_18745> That's a job well done, eh? 000_18745> yep Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo walks up to the lake 000_18745> No, it's not in the swamp 000_18745> I CHECKED 000_18745> (brb) 000_18745> if you didn't keep the gps tracker in the trunk... 000_18745> I WANTED TO GET IT OUT! but you drove off before i could say anything about it! 000_18745> Look at all those air bubbles... 000_18745> Didnt' it have a spare reciever? 000_18745> it's all the way back at the complex 000_18745> I guess i can get you there and back Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol pulls out the Reality Saber and slashes at the air, shouting "Tracheon complex!" as he does so. a portal appears in midair, and a computer lab can be seen on the other side 000_18745> Thanks 000_18745> Hurry back, the portal closes in 2 minutes 000_18745> I wonder if he can make it back... 000_18745> If he doesn't, he's stuck 500 miles away with no car Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo runs back through the portal with a large box of devices just as it closes, catching his shoe on the edge of the portal and leaving it in the complex 000_18745> Damn... 000_18745> it should be in here somewhere 000_18745> well, you've only got like 20 minutes left... 000_18745> the plumber should be here by now... Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire runs off to the tavern 000_18745> (brb) 000_18745> ah! found it Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo turns on the GPS and starts pointing it around 000_18745> It says that the car is....in your pocket? 000_18745> *looks around* Well, i guess it is *pulls out a little toy car* I forgot, i shrunk it down but i never learned the re-enlargement spell 000_18745> WHAT!!!?!?!??!?! Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire comes back from the tavern 000_18745> he's working on it now 000_18745> IT'S NOT OUR DEPARTMENT!!! 000_18745> So how do you learn this re-enlargement spell? 000_18745> *playing with the car* i gotta learn it first...but i don't feel like random encounters right now 000_18745> *snatches it from his hand* You're gonna drop it! .....So, go learn the spell! 000_18745> i need to win about 50 battles to learn that spell 000_18745> 50 BATTLES!?!?!?!?!!? 000_18745> Yep! 000_18745> grr.... Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo puts his hands together after pocketing the car and shoots an ice spell at Xerol Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire shoots dark energy balls at both of them..."Cut it out" Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol and Dalgo both shoot lightning spells at Darkfire 000_18745> (yeah, about an hour and a half...but i'm not getting bored, this is gonna make a great short story) 000_18745> It's time to get serious about this... Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol summons the Great Bagel 000_18745> oh crap 000_18745> *slowly backing away* ok ok, i didn't mean to do anything, i was just trying to prevent a fight... 000_18745> GO LEARN THE SPELL *shoots another ice spell at Xerol* 000_18745> I wonder if i still know the shrinking spell.... 000_18745> (the Great Bagel is an ancient spirit that somehow got trapped in a 25-foot concrete "Wonder Bagel" sign...that Xerol & company captured when the bagel fell off of its support and rolled down a 1000-foot hill) 000_18745> *looks at xerol* ok, i guess i'll take the Altra....at least i've got the car back Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo/TypoDeamon000_18745 Typo Deamon crawls out of the lake and looks at Xerol, Dalgo, and Darkfire shooting spells at each other Maybe this ain't a good time... Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo/TypoDeamon000_18745 Typo Deamon sloshes back to the bar 000_18745> just go 000_18745> i'm going, i'm going 000_18745> i'll go see how the plumber's doing Xerol/Darkfire/Dalgo<1_man_rp>000_18745 Dalgo walks off, gets in the Altra, and drives off Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire walks back to the tavern. Xerol follows 000_18745> (i only got about 2 screens left before i have to copy & paste again) 000_18745> (for the 3rd time) Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_18745 Xerol walks up and hops over the bar. Darkfire sits on a stool. 000_18745> so we're back to where we started, then? Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1_man_rp>000_18745 Typo Deamon walks out of the bathroom, dragging an unconscious plumber by his shirt 000_18745> except for him... 000_18745> shall we? 000_18745> i think you can handle it 000_18745> ok Xerol/Darkfire/TypoDeamon<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire stands up and points his hands at the typo deamon...a wide stream of dark energy hits it, shooting it out the window and off into the distance 000_18745> ok, now it's over 000_18745> yep. 000_18745> well, it's time for me to get home Xerol/Darkfire<1_man_rp>000_18745 Darkfire walks out and disappears Xerol000_18745 stands behind the bar and sighs