Hi, my name is Cory. I am in desperate need of $10. Please be assured that for sending me your $10, you will receive absolutely nothing in return. You will be doing this on the basis of being a very nice person. Just think, if everyone sends me $10, I will never have to work again. It's not that I'm not able to work, I just don't want to. So, if you could send 10 cents a day to feed starving children in Africa, you can surely send $10 to me one time. Thank you.
Please Paypal me $10 at [email protected]
Please remember, you get absolutely nothing in return from me for sending me $10. However, if you are a kind person, it would be a nice thing to do
**Note**
Let it be know that .10% of all proceeds generated by this website are generously donated to the Thomas G. Whedbee Fund to send him to Florida to become the worlds foremost video game designer. (See I am not selfish)
URGENT UPDATE!!! 6/1/2006
Through my amazing remembering skills, I remembered Cory's login and have hijacked his begging website. You see, while I have hijacked his website, some unforeseen force has hijacked his life. For almost 2 years now Cory has failed to contact his sweet and loving friends back in Wilmington. We miss him dearly and cry whenever we think of him (which happens to be every few seconds).
While this may be a shot in the dark, I believe he has stopped talking to everyone, not just us, but everyone in the entire universe, because people are too selfish to send him $10 so he (and I) can do nothing for the rest of our lives. Have you no pity? No remorse? I am exacerbated and stuff by the lack of sympathy you show to this poor college graduate. I can only imagine the horrible things he must be going through without the support of his fellow human beings.
So please, bring Cory back to his friends so we may stop crying once and for all. No longer will you send $10 and get nothing in return, as stated above. Now by sending $10, I will personally think of your name and imagine kissing and hugging and kissing you for at least a few seconds. So in turn, you will gain satisfaction that someone is imagining making out with you - my gift to you for your good deed. This goes for every single person who sends him money. $10 gogo. XOXOXO
UPDATE!!! 1/23/03
I must say, that while it is finally good to be recognized by the web community as far as finally being listed on Yahoo!(TM), however I must say that I am fairly offended that I am listed under the panhandling section. I don't panhandle, its called begging. Yes my friends, I beg you for your money!!! Just help a poor boy maintain his standard of living.
UPDATE!!! 1/29/03
I am shocked and dismayed to see the lack of sympathy that you selfish people have for the plight of an upper middle class college student. If I can say that if I were you, I would make sure to get right on that 10 dollars and the sending of said 10 dollars to me.
*I should be able to multiply this number by 10 and that is how much money I should have*