I slept outside for three days straight,
Through sun, rain, sleet and snow.
I slept outside just to see you,
In hopes to Hollywood, I'd go.
Well it was all downhill from there,
You told me firsthand to cut my hair
Cuz I looked too much like a punk rocker.
American Idol told me I suck,
But I told Simon I don't give a fuck.
And that I was way cooler than him anyways.
American Idol told me I suck,
They said I got their out of shear luck.
But I don't need their millions of dollars anyways.
I think I'm better off on my own.
I drove for seventeen hours to get here,
Through Virginia and Tennessee.
I drove seventeen hours just to see you,
In hopes you might like me.
Well it was all downhill from there,
Even though I know it's not polite to stare
At English fags pretending to be proper.
American Idol told me I suck,
My car broke down, so now I'm stuck
Here with no money or a place to sleep.
American Idol told me I suck,
But I was just here for a quick buck.
I don't need their millions of dollars anyways.
I think I'm better off on my own.