The Quote Zone
Fourth Quarter Quotes

Here are some quotes from fourth quarter at school.

  1. "You ever seen that bunker stipper?"
       -- Oelkdogg
  2. "Yours is fish."
       -- M.M., to L.A.
    "So is his."
       -- L.A., on J.H.'s
  3. "Have you ever seen a man on television in a bathtub? I haven't... unless there's a woman in there with him."
       -- Hoard
  4. "What'd you stick on me?!?"
       -- Barb
  5. "He's in his late seventies; I think he's losing it."
       -- Evers, re: Old Math League Guy
  6. "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!"
       -- Girl in hallway
    "Someone must've died in the hallway."
       -- Petey
  7. "Well, is it time to take attendence yet?"
       -- Tyborg, at 7:05
  8. "German teachers are notorious for dying in this district."
       -- D.S.
  9. "I've gotta think about my zipper when you guys start giggling."
       -- Oelkdogg
  10. "Oh my God, I just ate the sticker."
       -- M.M.
  11. "Your days are numbered."
       -- Tyborg
  12. "You've got my hair on your chest."
       -- M.M. to L.A.
  13. "Why can't we have a tornado drill tomorrow?"
       -- Chopp
    "'Cause it might be cold tomorrow."
       -- C.H.
  14. "Can we check and see if the sky is falling?"
       -- D.S., after learning that Petey did not copy packet onto yellow paper
    "Go ahead."
       -- Petey
  15. "What's the blue ribbon for?"
       -- M.N.
    "Child abuse. I'm all for it."
       -- Tyborg
  16. "It's not that we'll lose any sleep, we'll just get more in class!"
       -- A.D., on learning proofs (and losing sleep if we don't)
  17. "This is Bettger we're talking about... he's kind of like the 'Anti-Chris'."
       -- D.S.
  18. "Have you seen my earrings?"
       -- Barb, showing off new jewelry to a lunchlady
  19. "I got lucky at the stoplights, too!"
       -- J.H.
  20. "Your tangent sucks!"
       -- T.S., regarding Superjudd using a straw to show tangency
    <pause, looking perturbed> "I didn't get it at first."
       -- Superjudd, in a moment of realization
    <a few seconds later> "I just got it."
       -- K.J.
  21. "I'm not giving in to peer pressure!"
       -- M.N.
    "A first."
       -- D.S.
  22. "Chris was pulling out my arm hairs one by one today."
       -- M.M.
  23. "Matt, there's a lake under your desk."
       -- D.S.
  24. "Happiness is a thick notebook. You don't look very happy. Do you need a hug?"
       -- Oelkdogg to J.S.
  25. "She doesn't have any."
       -- Moustached lunchlady re: Green sweatbanded lunch lady
    "She probably doesn't get any either."
       -- D.S.
  26. "Katie's great-grandfather and my father used to garden together in Rice Lake."
       -- Haines
  27. "It smells like gasoline."
       -- J.H.'s smart observation, while at a gas station
  28. "Did anybody here order a salad?"
       -- J.H.
    "I did..."
       -- J.K.
    "Oh my."
       -- J.H.
  29. "Honorary Mike Ditka Way."
       -- J.H., reading sign
    "Way?"
       -- M.M.
    "Like, he doesn't deserve a way."
       -- J.H.
  30. "Has the shrew no eyes?"
       -- D.S., re: A.E.'s question re: water boiling
  31. "Hey! I'm trying to take a test!"
       -- G.S.
    "You're the only one."
       -- C.H.
  32. "Mr. Bohm was eyeing up my food."
       -- M.N.
    "That beats Mr. Bohm eyeing up you."
       -- D.S.
  33. "Just think... three days and we'll be out of this hellhole."
       -- D.S.
    "And wouldn't it be nice, if one of those days you decided to go on a picnic?"
       -- M.M.
  34. "Me kamikaze pilot, me volunteer."
       -- Oelkdogg
    "Give me some saki!"
       -- C.H.
  35. "Stephanie, does this look like the skin of our fetal pigs, or not?"
       -- L.A., re: M.M.'s ham sandwich
Last Updated: June 2, 2000
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