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Third Quarter Quotes
Here are some quotes from third quarter at school.
- "Well, welcome to first semester."
-- Tyborg
- "I'm not here to be happy, I guess."
-- Oelkdogg
- "I'm not trying to hide; I'm trying to stay out of your way."
-- Oelkdogg
- "Some people are easily titillated."
-- Oelkdogg
- "You're a chalupa girl?"
-- Newman girl on bus
- "Oh that's not ravioli, that's barbecue beef."
-- Guy at DeBot
- "Anybody got one of those blood pathogen thingies?"
-- Aleckson
- "Somehow I can't hear your campfire girls singing that diddy."
-- Tyborg, on an interpretation of "The Lamb" by William Blake
- "Yea for being subtle!"
-- A.R., in response to S.B.'s tactlessness
- "It's a probe popsicle!"
-- J.H.
- "Village idiots tend to be comic relief."
-- D.S., on R.D.
- "I'm surprised he didn't make us wear safety goggles."
-- J.H., on Oelkdogg
"Maybe they don't trust him with the key to the cabinet."
-- D.S.
- "It's not supposed to be absorbant. It's not Downy."
-- J.H., mistaking a fabric softener brand (Downy) for a paper towel brand (Bounty)
- "That's a whole bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap."
-- G.H.
- "Ok... Molli is perusing through my pocket."
-- C.H.
- "His face... just doesn't look human."
-- M.M., on Superjudd
- "Strong, sturdy, stalwart..."
-- Tyborg
"STOP! ...that would work, right?"
-- B.W.
"I guess..."
-- Tyborg
"So would stupid."
-- A.W.
- "Kittywompas? Is that a new word?"
-- Oelkdogg
- "You need a watch."
-- G.S.
"A watch? Why didn't I think of that?"
-- Oelkdogg
- "When the weekend comes, I always feel like I should do something."
-- J.H.
"Or someone."
-- D.S.
- "I think I can eat these mushed vegetables."
-- J.H.
"Or someone."
-- D.S.
- "We're not a team. We're just twelve people who go down there to eat."
-- D.S., on Math Team
- "Hey, don't play with my scissors! Leave 'em alone!"
-- Petey
- "We don't have a sentence."
-- Oelkdogg
- "They do have requirements to get on that show. You have to know something."
-- J.H., on R.D. wanting to be on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
- "She's got the biggest boobs... Can you imagine walking around with those things?"
-- Yellow Pinney, on Morgana
- "I licked it already and I didn't have a donut."
-- J.S.
- "I didn't get a piece of cake with my lunch... you guys must be.. special or something."
-- Barb In Training
- "Where do you hold all of this stuff?"
-- G.H., on Petey's knowledge
"In the Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing."
-- Petey
- "Ever use one of those Draw Harry's?"
-- Oelkdogg
- "You just earned yourself a trip to Siberia."
-- A.O., in response to a Red Russia comment
- "Dang it! I forgot my parking ticket again! Shoot!"
-- M.N.
- "There's some thievery going on around here... tomfoolery."
-- Green sweatbanded lunch lady
- "Superjudd can be a real ass sometimes."
-- D.S.
- "I was going to have it tattooed on my chest sometime."
-- Superjudd
- "I didn't think anyone under the age of 40 carried an umbrella."
-- Tyborg
- "She was a whore... she was a slut... a loose end... she was shaking her caboose."
-- C.H., on Barb
- "Have you seen a girl named August?"
-- J.H. to S.D.
"Yeah..."
-- S.D.
"What were you smoking that day?"
-- M.K.
- "I'm sick next week, Thursday and Friday."
-- I.M.
- "Pickles on your fish?!?"
-- M.M., on J.H.'s chicken sandwich
- "Is that fish I smell?"
-- Barb
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