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Second Quarter Quotes
Here are some quotes from second quarter at school.
- "A couple more haircuts and Barb will catch up with the 20th century."
-- D.S.
- "Well, if we want to take it back any farther we need to unravel more cord."
-- Lauber
- "I want to reintroduce you to our old friend, the comma."
-- Tyborg
- "You have to guess, you can't figure that out."
-- M.R.
"I can, because I'm very autistic .. er, I mean .. artistic."
-- Superjudd
- "Watching the moon at his house? Sounds like a date."
-- C.B.
- "That's a lot of chewing."
-- Tyborg, on 21 grams of fiber
- "I can hate whoever I want .. this is America."
-- D.S.
- "I think Maple's also the name of my cousin's dead cat."
-- D.S.
- "I have no shrine."
-- J.H.
- "Ok... I just got pelted by a pickle."
-- J.H.
- "Those are probably urine cups."
-- C.H.
- "He's a martyr to the frozen foods industry."
-- Tyborg, on Bacon (the writer/scientist)
- "Nice stick!"
-- A.O., holding pile of meter sticks while looking provokatively at OSM
- "We'll tell you when you're older."
-- OSM, to A.O. on significance of #13
- "Those aren't shorts; they're just knickers without the elastic."
-- B.F., regarding a little "G" wanna-be
- "What is this, like official I meet or hear about people named Julie Week?"
-- D.S.
- "Dead men branch no functions."
-- D.S.
- "Isn't there some kind of law against employing people like her?"
-- J.H., on Barb
- "I feel like a salmon."
-- J.H.
- "Monk is not a verb!"
-- D.S.
- "I have wood in my mouth!"
-- C.H.
- "Oh my God, I just spilled it all over my face!"
-- M.M.
- "Oh yes, I still have drugs in my purse."
-- Kemp
- "Jupiter! ... I Knew that was a planet."
-- J.H.
- "Why don't they have the turkey poop on the wood?"
-- J.H.
- "Is that tuna?"
-- J.H.
"It could be."
-- I.M.
- "Mmmmm ... Tur-key, tur-key, tur-key..."
-- Derf
- "Oh, I missed the pork tenders."
-- J.H.
- "Why would you break your teeth?"
-- OSM
"Dunno."
-- A.O.
- "That woman either needs prozac or a man .. quick!"
-- D.S., referring to a cranky math sub
- "Why does it say 'Barb is stupid' on Isaac's math book?"
-- D.W.
"Because a math book is full of facts."
-- M.M.
- "I was smart once, but then the drugs got to me."
-- J.B.
- "Well, now my nose smells like apples."
-- C.H.
- "You know, she has a whole stack of book covers .. you can get a new one .. your corners are sticking out."
-- Barb, looking at J.H.'s physics book
- "I think I just broke my cookies."
-- Barb, after dropping a paper bag on the floor
- "I'd rather do this than teach!"
-- Haulfdogg, trying to find and catch a mouse in the science resource center
- "You, sir, are living in the past."
-- S.M., as King William in the Salon Simulation
- "Nobody likes me."
-- S.D.
- "Well that's a pleasant sound."
-- OSM on A.O. after he blew his nose
- "Would you like me to give you a warm boot?"
-- C.H.
<pause> "Not here."
-- J.H.
- "I'll be halfway done with basic by the time I'm 18."
-- C.H.
"Me too."
-- L.A.
- "What is your favorite trigonometric function?"
-- Superjudd
- "He's trying to clear his throat like Judd does."
-- D.W., on Evers
"He's trying to realign his lungs."
-- J.H.
- "Aaaaa... he looks like a rabbit."
-- B.F., on A.O
- "Woah!!"
-- J.H, as cardboard boxes fall on 4 of 4's head
- "Woah!!"
-- Barb, as lunchlady released barrier
- "People... sharing is the purpose of your life!"
-- A.O.
- "DuWayne, you have no heart!"
-- Tyborg
"Thank you!"
-- D.S.
- "...If I was USsian..."
-- C.H.
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