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First Quarter Quotes
Here are some quotes from first quarter at school.
- "Why does Barb have a locker?"
-- I.M.
"Because she doesn't have a desk or any other place to call her own."
-- J.H.
- "They're flowers, not weeds."
-- Derf
- "I'm a student, not an old doorway."
-- D.S.
- "Is that blood?"
-- C.H., peering in floppy drive
- "So inside every Ti83 there's really a Russian exchange student."
-- J.H.
- "My dreams of egg drop soup and fortune cookies turned into those of Campbell's soup and oreos."
-- J.H.
- "Stalking the Stalkers."
-- OSM's TV
- "I'm not violent... except during field hockey."
-- D.S.
- "It would involve acting like a human being... rather than an over-stimulated monkey."
-- D.S.
- "If everyone goes around sniffing Adrienne's arm, then we've got another problem."
-- D.S.
- "I'm a student, not a conveyorbelt."
-- C.H., re: D.S.
- "He's a good cook."
-- J.H., re: Jeffrey Dahmer
- "I gave that up weeks ago."
-- J.H., on makeup
- "It's leftovers!"
-- B.F.
"Leftover from what? The Spanish Inquisition?"
-- C.H.
- "There's nothing worse than the dry heaves."
-- K.H., misinterpreting an inside joke
- "Whose job is it to shine all this chrome up?"
-- Barb
"Yours."
-- Lunch lady
- "Spread the word."
-- Tyborg board quote
"I'm a student, not a missionary."
-- J.H.
- "... 3 way with 2 British guys."
-- J.H. at OSM while she was licking the bottom of her spoon
- "She got it on."
-- J.H., referring to Haines and her computer
"With who?"
-- C.H.
- "Talk to Emily."
-- OSM
"No!"
-- Derf
- "You'd look sexy in a tux."
-- C.H., to D.S.
- "This is choir, not the guidance office."
-- G.B. to G.S.
- "You can talk to them, you can be friends with them, but don't try to make them your girlfriend."
-- A.O., on Sagittarius women
- "I miss you too."
-- 4 of 4, to A.O.
- "On a similar subject... do you have any flashing lights? ... like, lights that flash?"
-- 4 of 4, changing subject from Tom Clancy, the KGB and the GRU
- "We had a minor problem... the IMC stinks because the pumpkins are rotting."
-- Chopp
- "How'd you like to pay five dollars and eat some pancakes?"
-- Spock
- "I wanna play with Yulga's toys!"
-- OSM
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