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Actual Product Warnings
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
- On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
- On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
- Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
- On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
- On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
- On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body
- On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery
- On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness
- On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children
- On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
- On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use
- On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
- On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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