Ms. Haines: Quotes to Remember "Where the deuce are you?" "We need to do some woodshedding." "Reboot? What's that mean, buy new boots?" "I just got a shiver down my right leg." "Boy that was a fast pee wee dear; it really was." "There's nothing 'mystique' about it." "I don't know what the deuce you were doing." "Settle down! Geez, I oughtta start tranquilizing you people." "Kris just came out of the closet." "Did someone stick a 50¢ piece in you?" "That helpeth at times." "Mrs. Grosskreutz asking about poodle skirts! It's that time of year again." "We have everybody? You've got to be joshin' me." "Oh, let's do the other Debussy since we're 'Debutizing.'" "Diction, diction! Spit, spit, spit!" "Rhythmically, it's a devil." "You'll have to shag everyone down there." "This is pure sex isn't it?" "Who's in the hood?" "I don't want to see your boobies." "Every time I stop you do we have to have a summit conference?"

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