On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On a Mosquito repeller: Replacing battery: Replace the old battery with a new one.
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