| Line's Girl's Just Don't Wanna Hear... |
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| *Is the airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?* |
| *Do you have a map? I jsut keep getting lost in your eyes* |
| *You're so hot you could make the devil sweat* |
| *If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?* |
| *I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then please start* |
| *Damn! I thought 'very fine' only came in a bottle* |
| *Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?* |
| *If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together* |
| *I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away* |
| *Can I borrow 25 cents? My mom told me to call home the first time I fell in love* |
| *Nice legs...what time do they open?* |
| *Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package* |
| *I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for the Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?* |
| *Are you busy tonight around 3 am?* |
| *You've got 206 bones in your body...want one more?* |
| *I'm fighting this urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight* |
| *I wish you were the pony carosel outside of WalMart so that I would ride you all day long for a quarter* |
| *Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag* |
| *Let's play army...I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me* |
| *Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?* |
| *My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to* |
| *Baby, I'm an American Express Lover, you shouldn't go home without me* |
| *I know that milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much of it have you been drinking?* |
| *I may not be the dairy queen, but I'll treat you right* |
| *Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me* |
| *If you were the last woman on earth and I was the last male on earth, we could do it in public* |
| *I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room* |
| *I'd really like to take you to dinner...I'd also like to make you breakfast* |
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