fun

"I've found that you never know how much you affect someones life until you're not in it so much"-Shawn
"Boys are stupid, don't get one, most aren't worth keeping"-Me to Missy one day this sumer
"Carlo just AOL hung up on me"-Tracy Q 6/30/01
"Run and hide and be an ostrich"-Autumn 7/21/01 @ Fled's house for our fun party when the boys were chasing us
"You don't have taepi?"-Ashley shocked @ Shawn's house 7/24/01
"She is an ebony goddess of delight"-Shawn 7/24/01 talking about a Disney character--I think Pocahontas
"You're a tourtise?"-Ashley 7/27/01 @ a rest stop (Wendy's) on the way to Myrtle Beach
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...we don't need nothing but the weed and a lighter"-8/3/01 Some random song that Danny put on that woke me up laughing on the way home from Myrtle Beach
"If people were smart they'd put signs on the road that said 'Slow the fuck down or you're going to fall off the cliff and die"-Danny 8/3/01 driving through the hills of West Virginia on the way home from Myrtle Beach (doing 90 in the rain)
"Well, I liked her when I was having sex with her"-It's a secret...7/3/01
"I'll just drive in the bonus lane"-Danny 8/3/01 on the way home from Myrtle Beach
"I think I'm going to have to start selling my body on the streets for alcohol here soon"-Me 9/5/01 on High Street @ OSU
"RANDOM BOXER CHECK. Let's see 'em!" ::if they're cute:: "You Win!" "What do I win?" "Nothing, you just get to walk around telling people you won"-Me, Audra, Lena and Kelli TRASHED doing boxer checks in the dorms at OU 9/7/01
"I need a new goal. My last goal was to make out with some random guy on the beach and I accomplished that one. Maybe my new goal can be to get completely trashed tomorrow" "Well, I can see you're hitching your wagon to a star..."-Me and Shawn talking about our goals 9/7/01
"College Cooking Tip #1: When making Mac and Cheese, DO NOT substitute 1/4 cup beer for the 1/4 cup milk because you were out"-Shawn actually did this on 9/7/01
"So are we gonna be like Nike and 'Just Do It?'"-Me to Brian in the summer of '99 I believe
"The film is stripping" "Aww man, I shoulda brought my singles"-Mr. Meffley and Adam during Chem in '99.
"I wanna make the bouche!" "Ferme La!"-Heather and Erik in Francais III in '99
"So Ash, did you and Ed play "TETRIS" all night?"-Me, Tia and Tracy to Ashley after Tracy's grad. party 7/01
"I look like a big condom"-Me 9/3/01
"Give me my wheel back!"-Kel, 2/01 screaming at her car when she lost control in the snow
"Seriously ::flicking off the Burger King sign:: You wanna be McDonalds!"-Me driving with Tia on 9/3/01
"What's your fitness plan?" "Um, right, so today my friends and I made a pie: it had a layer of Cool Whip, a layer of pudding, a layer of Cool Whip, a layer of pudding, etc. and it had crunched up Chex Mix on top and we actually made it...I don't have a fitness plan" "Hey...sounds good, wanna bring me some"-Conversation between a hott guy that worked at a fitness "kiosk" at UP Mall and me, Ashley and Tia on 7/24/01
An actual sign: "Welcome to Ashland, home of the nice people"-Me and Tia saw it on the way home from OSU/Otterbein on 9/5/01
"So who's that kid" ::pointing to the kid passed out on the bed:: "Well Kel, that's Andy and though he IS wearing cute boxers and he does win, he just flicked off my new friend Josh, even though he's supposed to be sleeping and he's just not any fun, so fuck him" ::In Andy's ear yelling:: "Too bad you're an asshole because there's 4 girls here who would have gladly had sex with you, had you been a polite young man"-Kelli, Me and Audra talking to (about) a random boy who was in the room we did a random boxer check on in OU on 9/7/01
"WAR: The quickest way to get fucked up!"-Me and Audra, who played WAR for 10 minutes and finished 6 beers on 9/1/01
"Whatever" "Okay Dave" "I knew you were gonna say that" ::together:: "ESPN"-Me and Shawn during many conversations
"That was a good story, I like the suprise ending" "OMG, I'm taking that saying to school with me"-Me and Audra on the way down to the flats on 8/28/01
"Seriously!"-Me and Niki always!
"Let's go make friends" ::walking up to 3 guys in the street:: "How old are you?" "18" "Okay, sure you are, what's your names" "Josh, Ed and Rob" "Right, I'm Nicole, she's Niki" "We're friends because our best friend died once" "Alright Nik that was a fabulous converstaion starter--on that note, we're gonna go sit down"-Me and Niki drunk @ Mitch's grandparents on 8/01
"Mondays! Bergman!"-Me drunk @ Stan's house with Niki and Missy on 6/3/01
"Where's Kelli?" ::Looking @ the closed bathroom door:: "It wasn't me!" "Nicole? Where's Kel?" ::singing:: "Bangin' on the bathroom floor!"-Conversation between Ryan my Bitch and a drunk Nicole at Mike's house when Ryan came to pick me and Kelli up one night
"So to review, I peed in a church parking lot, collected many bottle caps, drove on a bike from 1950 with Niki that had a banana seat and 2 flat tires, wearing a sparkly teal cowboy hat and the COPS just showed up"-Me reviewing my night on 8/5/01
"Ryan, we're taking your mustang for a drive with the top down" "No you're not" "RYAN MY BITCH, we're taking you're car for a drive, give me the keys, you missed me" "FINE" ::hands out the keys::-Me and Ryan's conversation on 9/3/01 while he was at work
"I'm gonna get some tonight" "Okay but only if I do too"-Me and Kelli talking about our trip to OU on 9/7/01
"Okay Hun....w/an H!"-Brian a wayyy long time ago
"He just doesn't like to talk about sexual things and it's SO FRUSTERATING"-Dee, 8/5/01 to me and Tia, talking about Dax
"DAMMIT!!"-ANY of my friends throwing random things out of car windows...it's tradition"
"Oh, that's where the Redi Whip went!"-Shawn 11/26/01
**Dryer buzzer goes off** "Nicole!!!" **Shawn pointing to the dryer**--Any time during my visit to Houston
*My ass looks like there was just a brutal attack on my ass*-Kelli (OU for Halloween)
*What's my motherfuckin name...R-U-L-E*--OHHHH in Awe of Liz (me, Kelli, Audra and Kristi during out Halloween trip to OU)
"Audra and Lena have stupid chairs"-Kristi (OU, Halloween)
"This is a bad chair"
"That's because it's not a chair"
"Oh, that explains it"-Kristi and Lena (OU, Halloween)
"The drinking commences at noon o clock and doesn't stop till we leave"--Motto for Halloween at OU
"We don't have any silverware"
"I don't give a fuck, I'll drink it"-Kelli and Audra (Ou, Halloween)
:If you three try to rape me, I'm gonna scream bloody murder"-Me, OU, Halloween
"Hey you wanna have sex?"
"No, but that was a nice thought though, thanks for asking"-Random Kid at a party and me....Halloween, OU
"I almost died"-Kelli, after she was unconcious for 3 hours and then woke up perfectly fine at OU
"I'm gonna kill myself"
"Why"
"I fucking forgot to tape Dawson's Creek"-Me and Kelli on our way out dancing
"I love my boyfriend Bobby"-Me every Wednesday at Mad Jack's
"I wanna go to the Outback Christmas party!!!"
"Why, there's a new kitchen manager?"-Me and Ryan my Bitch discussing my past "incident" with kitchen managers at Outack
"It's all for love...right Kristy?"-LOL Road Trip!!!
"So are you and Missy fighting still?"
"No, we just aren't speaking, aren't associating and I have her on block...who cares, let's get drunk!!!"-LOL Me and Tia's convo at Kelli's
"Nicole! I have a surprise for you?"
Me ((thinking it's something good)) "Yeahy! What is it?"
"Gushers!!"
"Kel, we really need to work on your defination of surprise"-Me and Kelli after a LONG night of fun!
"If he can't accept the fact that I read Harry Potter books, then we can never be together"-Me to Kelli before Chris came over one night
"That was a nice story, I like the surprise ending"-Me, sarcastically
"Shawn, you know the only reason I'm FLYING all the way to Houston for Thanksgiving is because you're the only person I know that will go see the Harry Potter movie with me"
"That's it, you're sleeping on the couch"-Me and Shawn before I went to Houston on 11/27/01
"Aunt Jemima....Mrs. Butterworth....what ever happened to the white people syrup...where's Aunt Lindsay?"-Tracy after her graduation party in July of '01...leaving me and Ashley ROLLING on the floor of the grocery store