Since there is no good quote sites around the Gray asses have decided to make one of their own. Enjoy..not!Oh and we really don't care what your dont like about it so.. --Sorry kitty, I never knew you were so flamable Do you know any good quotes? Send em to moi, if they make the critics laugh we'll put it up...(send comments too) Fill this form out, if ya want it it DOES work, dont be startled! hehe...
--Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
--Keep honking. Im reloading.
--Ass, gass and grass, Nobody rides for free.
--Get off my ass before I start to like it!
--Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
--I LIKE CATS! They taste just like chicken.
--Cat: the other white meat
--I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?
--So many pedestrians. So little time!
--My hockey mom beat up your soccer mom
--Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
--eye souport edukaschien
--You look like shit. Is that the style now?
--I am in shape! Round is a shape
--I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine!
--Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
--kiss my shiny metal ass
--save the trees, whipe your ass with an owl
--the #1 cause of divorce is...Marriage
--If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
--Jesus is comming, act busy.
--P.E.T.A- people eating tasty animals
--If idiots could fly, we would be living in an airport.
--if your lived in your car you would be home by now
--If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
--Diarrhea is inherited. It runs in your jeans!
--I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
--all bottle, no throttle.
--Very funny, Scotty.
--I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
--sorry, out of cheese
--Life's a garden dig it
--How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
--Mirrors can�t talk. And lucky 4 u they don�t laugh.
--I hate bumper stickers!
--Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
--The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
--I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix
--If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
--Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself
--I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
--We are the people our parents warned us about.
--I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
I can resisit anything, except temptation
--There are two types of pedestrians...the quick and the dead
--The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
--Don't blame me. I'm only doing what my Rice Crispies told me to do.
--Fight crime, shoot back!
--time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas
--Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
--Two wrongs are only the beginning
--What's the number for 911?
--My REALITY CHECK Bounced.
--Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers...
--Quit moving......I'm aiming
--SAVE GAS ...... FART IN A JAR
--If you like Hanson, honk 3 times and run into a tree
--Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
--So your a feminist... Isn't that cute.
--I am not prejudice, i just hate everyone equally.
--Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
--A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
--"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
--Assassination is the extreme form of censorship
--If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor.
--Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
--Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
--Never judge a book by its movie.
--Golf: a good walk SPOILED
--SPIT HAPPENS
--WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT
--Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
--At my age flowers scare me
--Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
--You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music.
--I always arrive late at school, but I make up for it by leaving early
--I like children - fried
--Chanel No. 5.
--A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.
--you're not cool, unless you pee your pants!~
--Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up
--I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
--I got pee on me!!
--I can wipe my own ass i can wipe my own ass
--You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
--your as cool as a polar bears toenail!
--Life is like a bird, when you least expect it, it craps in your face
--go big or go home
--It's your hell. You burn in it
--My Karma ran over your Dogma
--All and all your just another brick in the wall
--Big hat, no cattle
--I bet if you licked the floor, you would gain 50 lbs
--This is a salad bowl... but that ain't salad...
--bye bye cricket
--Chicks dig me, and guys think im cool.
--I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored.
--Forget love�I�d rather fall in chocolate
--I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--If your parents never had children, chances are you won�t either
--When you come to a fork in the road, take it
--May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful
--What a nice night for an evening
--Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
--...Till you can find a rock
--Im out to lunch, if im not back in 5 im out to dinner too
--Keep bleeping - I'm deaf
--If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla
--shut up, swan!
--watch out for that cliff...
--whats another word for Theosaurus?
--suicde hotline..please hold
--Careful, I�m not wearing clean underwear!
--A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
--Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
--Look ma' no hands!
--here little boy, have my pizza!
--damn you scooba steve!
--Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
--A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
--There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train light
--Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling
--Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
--I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
--What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start...
--so many idiots in the world NOT ENOUGH BULLETS!
--If at first you don't succeed, quit.
--I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
--SILENCE is the loudest partying word you never say
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