Your peers will remember you forever with these funny yearbook quotes.
You do your research and think about how you’d like to be remembered.
1. “jangan pernah put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”— Mark Twain
2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang
3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”— Michael Scott
4. “I jangan pernah forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”— Groucho Marx
5. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.” — Paris Hilton
6. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ kehidupan?” — Beyoncé
7. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” — Rachel Berry
8. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!” — Rihanna
9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”— Steve Martin
10. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”— Robin Williams
11. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and orang think I’m joking.”
12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”
13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”
16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”
17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”
18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”
19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”
20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”
21. “Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”
23. “’Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”
24. “Cheaters jangan pernah win, but I just graduated.”
25. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”― W.C. Fields
26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels jangan pernah get sucked into jet engines.”
27. “I love mankind … it’s orang I can’t stand!!”― Charles M. Schulz
28. “My computer screen is brighter than my masa depan.”
29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord
30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole kehidupan.” – Michelle Ho
31.“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos
32. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald
33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz
34. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”― Lewis Carroll
35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”
36. “This kehidupan’s berat, but it’s berater if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins
37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter”
38. “jangan pernah memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein
39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my kehidupan for a paper and a handshake.”
40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”
41. “Education is penting, but big biceps are penting.”
43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”
45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
46. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”
47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”
48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”
49. “If you’re reading this, masa depan me, put down this book and do something more productive.”
50. “Remember…The more you weigh the berater you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”
51. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith
52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black
53. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” – J. Robson Koenig
54. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.” – Erma Bombeck
55. “The penting thing to remember is not to forget.” – Benny Bellamacina
56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson
57. “The problem with a kehidupan spent reading is you know too much.” – Josh Lanyon
58. “jangan pernah miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers
59. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.” – John C. Maxwell
60. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
61. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and ToryLewis
62. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty
63. “When I die, I want the orang I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen
64. “kehidupan is like a box of chocolates. You jangan pernah know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli
65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll jangan pernah be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward
66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley
67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks
68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.
69. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi
70. “When kehidupan shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez
71. “It’s berat being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.” – Zachary Chastain
72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” – Megan
73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Jessica Enciso
74. “Education is penting but big biceps are pentinger.” – Eric Gomez
75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” – Seth Egan
76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”
78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.” – Matthew Garrett
79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” – Jucinda
80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” – Jocelyn Madero
81. “If we’ve laughed too berat, offended too many orang—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass
82. “Waking up is the second beratest thing in the morning.“ – Connor Hart
83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis
85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson
86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“ – Natalie Turk
87. “I cheated on all my exams.“ – Roshan McGuinness
88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“ – Paulyn Trinh
89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo
90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“ – Jose Alvarez
91. “I’ve pelajaried to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“ – Omotola Omotinugbon
92. “If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“ – Michael and Steven DiBlasi
93. “You can jangan pernah be overdressed or overeducated.” — Oscar Wilde
94. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“ – Amena Al-shugaa
95. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“ – Betshina Bernier
96. “… was released from his four-year sentence.“ – Faizon Graham
97. “I don’t selalu graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“ – Hannah Goldsborough
98. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.” – E.C. McKenzie
99. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“ – Martin Sanchez
100. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” —Marvin Phillips
101. “You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.” ― Jim Carrey
102. “It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.” ― Henrietta Mears
103. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” ― Roger Staubach
104. “Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.” ― Lowell Thomas
105. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s kehidupan.” ― Steve Jobs
106. “Seek to understand before you seek to be understood.” ― Stephen Covey
107. “Your destiny is the story of your kehidupan, and you get to tell the story your way.” ― Scott Allan
108. “jangan pernah think you have reached kesuksesan for when you do then you start the slide down.” ― Catherine Pulsifer
109. “kehidupan is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” ― Carl Sandburg
110. “Don’t let anyone steal your dream. It’s your dream, not theirs.” ― Dan Zadra
111. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” —Will Ferrell, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
112. “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
113. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
114. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.” — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect
115. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” – Dumb and Dumber, 1994
116. “It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.” – Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
117. “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire, 1996
118. “Help is on the way, dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
119. “What is this? A school for ants?” — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
120. “Shutting up, sir.” – Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
121. “Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.” — Mark Twain
122. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use, that makes a difference in how your kehidupan turns out.” — Zig Ziglar
123. “Start today follow your heart. Map out your own journey. Have the adventure of a kehidupantime.” — Melody Beattie
124. “It only takes one extra something! To get you to where you trying to get to!” — Eric Thomas
125. “Showing up is 80 percent of kehidupan.” — Woody Allen
126. “Biology gives you a brain. kehidupan turns it into a mind.” — Jeffrey Eugenides
127. “Don’t compare dirimu with anyone else in the world. If you do so you are insulting dirimu.” — Bill Gates
128. “The masa depan depends on what you do today.” — Gandhi
129. “Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi
130. “Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.” — Abraham Lincoln
131. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” — Milton Berle
132. “Let us make our masa depan now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.” — Malala Yousafzai
133. “It’s not about ideas. It’s about making ideas happen.” — Scott Belsky
134. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
135. “Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time!” — Kanye West
136. “Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.” — Beyonce Knowles
137. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott
138. “kehidupan is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you.” — Jenna Mourey
139. “It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals.” — Emma Watson
140. “Look at education as a continuous kehidupan-long journey.” — Catherine Pulsifer
141. “I would prefer to die of passion or boredom.” ― Vincent van Gogh.
142. “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you jangan pernah have to do it again.” ― Joanna Clark.
143. “If you want to live your kehidupan in a creative way, as an artist, you have to not look back too much. You have to be willing to take whatever you’ve done and whoever you were and throw them away.” ― Steve Jobs
144. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.” ― Stephanie Flores.
145. “Every boy can become an artist but the problem is what is required for the artist to become an artist.” ― Pablo Picasso
146. “The kesuksesanful walk from kegagalan to kegagalan was without a loss of enthusiasm. I attribute my kesuksesan to this: I jangan pernah gave or used an excuse.” ― Winston Churchill
147. “I’ve been a Ho all my kehidupan.” ― Michelle Ho
148. “You become what you believe. You are where you are today in your kehidupan based on everything you have believed.” ― Oprah Winfrey
149. “To all the teachers that jangan pernah thought me a thing…” ― Julia Simsuangco
150. “You must be the ubah you want to see in the world.” ― Gandhi.
151. “The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.” — Edward Koch
152. “What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
153. “Your kehidupan is your story, and the adventure ahead of you is the journey to fulfill your own purpose and potential.” — Kerry Washington
154. “To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.” — Anatole France
155. “There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” — C.S. Lewis
156. “Education is not preparation for kehidupan; education is kehidupan itself.” — John Dewey
157. “The only thing you can do in this kehidupan is pursue your passions, celebrate your bloopers and jangan pernah stop following your fear.” — Grace Helbig
158. “Take pride in how far you’ve come. Have faith in how far you can go. But don’t forget to enjoy the journey.” — Michael Josephson
159. “There are no regrets in kehidupan. Just lessons.” — Jennifer Aniston
160. “The old rules are crumbling and nobody knows what the new rules are. So make up your own rules.” — Neil Gaiman
161. “kehidupan is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” — Charles Swindoll
162. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” — Kyle Chandler
163. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer dirimu in any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss
164. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
165. “jangan pernah let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” — Babe Ruth
166. “The only impossible journey is the one you jangan pernah begin.” — Anthony Robbins
167. “Opportunity is missed by most orang because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison
168. “In this kehidupan we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.” — Mother Teresa
169. “I encourage you to live with kehidupan. Be courageous, adventurous. Give us a tomorrow, more than we deserve.” — Maya Angelou
170. “Don’t ever confuse the two, your kehidupan and your work. The second is only part of the first.” — Anna Quindlen
171. “I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” — George Foreman
172. “If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.” — Harry Banks
173. “A man who has jangan pernah gone to school may steal from a freight car. But if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.” — Theodore Roosevelt
174. “Do not take kehidupan too seriously — you will jangan pernah get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
175. “The only thing that ever sat its way to kesuksesan was a hen.” — Sarah Brown176. “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” — Muhammad Ali
177. “Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.” — Thomas Dewar
178. “Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks,” which are usually not as brief as they should be.” — James E. Ryan
179. “The road to kesuksesan is selalu under construction.” — Lily Tomlin
180. “To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, “Well done.” And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.” — George W. Bush
181. “The trouble with pelajariing from experience is that you jangan pernah graduate.” — Doug Larson
182. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have jangan pernah been in bed with a mosquito.” — Bette Reese
183. “The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your kehidupan, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.” — Jon Stewart
184. “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” — Frank A. Clark
185. “Every year, many, many stupid orang graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.” — John Green
186. “ You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.” — Andy Sorkin
187. “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” — Neil Gaiman
188. “My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.” — Lin-Manuel Miranda
189. “The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess.” — Russell Baker
190. “Follow your passion, stay true to dirimu, jangan pernah follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” — Ellen DeGeneres
191. “I may be a comedian, but my yearbook photo proves I didn’t selalu have the best timing.” ― Ellen DeGeneres
192. In the yearbook of kehidupan, my chapter is titled ‘Most Likely to Confuse Google with My Existence.'” ― Elon Musk
193. “I’ve spent four years here, but I still can’t figure out why they call it ‘high’ school.” ― Seth Rogen
194. “Remember, yearbooks are like diamonds – forever and forever embarrassing.” ― Amy Poehler
195. If there was a yearbook award for ‘Most Likely to Use Sarcasm as a Second Language,’ I’d win, hands down.” ― Ryan Reynolds
196. High school is like a tree, and I’m the squirrel who can’t decide which branch to fall off of.” ― Kristen Wiig
197. “My yearbook quote is so funny that even Siri couldn’t stop laughing.” ― Bill Gates
198. “I’d like to thank my parents for everything, except my genetics.” ― Tina Fey
199. “High school is a lot like a rollercoaster – you go through it screaming, and when it’s over, you want to do it all again.” ― James Corden
200. “If you can’t find me in the yearbook, look for the person with the most coffee stains on their senior photo.” ― Hugh Jackman
201. “I made it through high school by the grace of caffeine and a whole lot of luck.” ― Emma Stone
202. “In my yearbook, they should have a category for ‘Most Likely to Survive on Ramen Noodles.'” ― Mindy Kaling
203. I pelajaried more from Google than I did from this school, but at least the yearbook photos are memorable.” ― Mark Zuckerberg
204. High school: where you pelajari about Pythagoras but not how to do taxes.” ― Jimmy Fallon
205. In the yearbook of kehidupan, my chapter would be called ‘Most Likely to Laugh at My Own Jokes.'” ― Kevin Hart
206. “High school is like a refrigerator – you’re glad you have one, but you’re not sure what to do with it.” ― Ellen Page
207. “They say the best years of your kehidupan are in high school. They must have had a different high school experience than I did.” ― Steve Carell
208. If my yearbook quote were any funnier, I’d have to pay a laughter tax.” ― Jeff Bezos
209. “I’ve spent four years preparing for the real world, but I still don’t know how to do taxes.” ― John Oliver
210. “In the yearbook of kehidupan, I’m the ‘Class Clown,’ and I’ve got the photo to prove it.” ― Conan O’Brien
211. “High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike.” ― Chung
212. “I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day” ― Julianna Massa
213. “I Started High School With Straight A’s, Now I’m Not Even Straight” ― Amberlyn Murray
214. “You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In kehidupan, Like Blowing Bubbles.” ― Noah
215. “My senior year of high school, I was voted ‘Wittiest.’” ― Barbara Park
216. “I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn’t Raise Them” ― Irfan Imthias
217. “I’d actually been making my living as an organist with bands since I was probably 15 or 16 years old, and then as a senior in high school” ― Bobby McFerrin
218. “There will selalu be berat times. Use adversity to fuel your fire. In high school, I wanted to play quarterback but couldn’t until I was a senior.” ― Ben Roethlisberger
219. “Not The Triplets. We Graduated” ― Kylee Durham
220. “’Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly’” ― Agboke Toluwalope
221. “I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point.” ― Barry White
222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi
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