| Dear Babushka |
| introducing the newest celebrity advice columnist who's creating a buzz that's sweeping across the nation.... dear ellie, move over! tiffanyville is proud to introduce dear babushka - the guide to your mental health! |
| dear babushka, my boyfriend ignores me. - unwanted dear unwanted, who'd want you? just kidding with you of course! well, my dear friend hello kitty once told me that if you're being ignored by your boyfriend, you should flirt with other men. this will cause him to want you even more. i know, i know, it's so simple, how come you didn't think of it before? alternately, you could also wear a low-cut top - he won't want to take his eyes (or drool) off of you! if he still ignores you, dump his ass. this will cause him to beg you to take him back since all men are helpless creatures (it's well-known and documented fact). dear babushka, i'm a first year male university student and i am having difficulty studying. during high school, i managed to excel without having to study - but here in university this is not the case. unfortunately, i have a terrible affliction that hinders my studying ability. you see, everywhere i go, i fall asleep! i tried to study in my room - i fell asleep. i went to stauffer library - i fell asleep. i went to the biosciences undergrad study room - and once again, i fell asleep (but only after getting distracted by a hot girl who kept on stretching). oh! i also tried studying in the brock basement study rooms, but i fell asleep there too! what should i do? - sleepy in the sciences dear sleepy, suck it up, you big baby! |
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